| Dear blank, I'm sorry I blanked you’re blank, |
| But you’d understand if you knew how much beer that I drank. |
| I know today is going too f**king slow, |
| So take a number, Get in line I’ll tell you all where to go. |
| It’s last call and here I am again in the hall, |
| I guess nobody gets my jokes at all. |
| It’s no prize being me and getting to wise, |
| They just make you turn around and go apologize. |
| I don’t wanna lose what I’ve got, But you’ll never hear me say I’m sorry. |
| No I don’t owe anything, |
| To hell with «I'm sorry» bombs away. |
| No I don’t owe you anything, |
| You’re like a bullet to my, |
| Brain I’m numb. |
| Can’t kill my fun, |
| If you good and done. |
| Then thank you just the same, |
| Cause I don’t owe you anything. |
| About now, You're thinking to yourself, Just how, |
| Did this jerk make it through school without ever getting plowed? |
| Wannabe, I see him all the time on TV, |
| What makes this kamikaze think he’s any better than me. |
| I’ll tell you though, It's something that I’ve learned you should know, |
| I’m so used of the phrase 'I told you so.' |
| It’s my brain, It may be certified insane, |
| At least I’m not like all you whiners man you’re all the same. |
| I don’t wanna lose what I’ve got, But you’ll never hear me say I’m sorry. |
| I don’t care if theres a time or a place I’ll be right there, |
| Didn’t anyone tell you. |
| I don’t care if there’s a will theres a way for me. |
| Dear blank, I'm sorry I blanked |
| you’re blank, |
| I know, Today is going so slow. |