| Frizzy hair and glasses
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| At the back of the class
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| You made fun of me on Friday nights
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| I was down there in the band
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| You were up there in the stands
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| And now who’s voted 'Most Likely to Hate Their Life'
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| You got fat, I got famous
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| Ain’t that funny how it changes
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| You made fun of me for years
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| I get paid to play my songs
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| I got a headline gig in Austin
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| You got a closet drinking problem
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| And a juvenile delinquent
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| Souvenir from Senior Prom
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| I got a Budweiser endorsement
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| You’re re-financing your mortgage
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| How’s it feel to make those payments?
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| You got fat and I got famous
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| You cheated off my papers
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| And ignored me in the hall
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| Drove a daddy’s money Mustang around town
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| I drove a rusty pile of tin
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| That you loved to go by me in
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| It looks a lot like that heap you’re driving now
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| You got fat, I got famous
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| Ain’t that funny how it changes
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| You made fun of me for years
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| I get paid to play my songs
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| I got a headline gig in Austin
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| You got a prayer-chain gossip column
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| And a pack of crappy friends
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| And an ass just like your mom
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| My guitar player says I’m sexy
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| I strum his Tele, when he lets me
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| It’s a bitch the way life changes
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| You got fat and I got famous
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| You know it’s nice to sing about the truth every now and then
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| Truth is; | 
| karma and gravity
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| Yeah well, they’re the same thing
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| I got a Budweiser endorsement
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| You’re re-financing your mortgage
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| Ain’t that a bitch?
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| The way life changes
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| 'Cause you got fat and I got famous |