| Here’s the story, he’s so sorry
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| Packed my bags, it’s time to get the hell out
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| At least I lost five kilos 'cause of heartache
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| Now I’m skinny, and my soul is rebound
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| Fuck whoever made the saying
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| «You can’t eat and have your cake»
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| Gonna party, it’s my birthday anyway
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| How you think I go insane
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| But I’m recycling the pain
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| So unimpressed, who said it best?
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| Shania Twain
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| Hey, all of my lovers, all of my lovers
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| All of my lovers, let it pour on me (Hey, hey)
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| All of my lovers, all of my lovers
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| Hey, all of my lovers, all of my lovers
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| All of my lovers, let it pour on me (Hey, hey)
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| All of my lovers, all my lo-lo-lovers (Hey)
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| Here’s the story, I’m not sorry
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| 'Bout no boyfriend, I just got a tattoo saying
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| «I'm an angel» (Angel), sweet little angel (Angel)
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| He’ll fool someone new but I know the truth
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| Fuck whoever made the saying
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| «You can’t eat and have your cake»
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| Gonna party, it’s my birthday anyway
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| How you think I go insane
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| But I’m recycling the pain
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| So unimpressed, who said it best?
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| Shania Twain
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| Hey, all of my lovers, all of my lovers
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| All of my lovers, let it pour on me (Hey, hey)
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| All of my lovers, all of my lovers
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| Hey, all of my lovers, all of my lovers
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| All of my lovers, let it pour on me (Hey, hey)
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| All of my lovers, all my lo-lo-lovers
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| Now I’m off to celebrate
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| I don’t need a wedding cake
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| Gonna party, it’s my birthday every day
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| How you think I go insane
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| But I’m recycling the pain
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| So unimpressed, who said it best?
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| Shania Twain (Twain, twain, twain)
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| All of my lovers, all of my lovers
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| All of my lovers, let it pour on me (Hey, hey)
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| All of my lovers, all of my lovers
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| Hey, all of my lovers, all of my lovers
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| All of my lovers, let it pour on me (Hey, hey)
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| All of my lovers, all my lo-lo-lovers |