| She said, honey, you don’t know me
|
| But I know you
|
| Do you mind if I come in
|
| It’ll only take a minute or two
|
| And by the way I really like
|
| What you’ve done to this place
|
| It doesn’t really surprise me
|
| 'Cause we kind of have the same taste
|
| But that’s enough small talk
|
| There’s something that we need to discuss
|
| Your husband’s cheating on us
|
| She said, you look surprised
|
| Well, I’m surprised that you never knew
|
| I can’t believe you didn’t pick up
|
| On my rather strong perfume
|
| (It was Giorgio)
|
| But anyway, we’ve been replaced
|
| And she’s much younger than me and you
|
| And she’s out there with him now
|
| Doing all the things that we used to do
|
| So why don’t we get together
|
| You know, we could be dangerous
|
| 'Cause your husband’s cheating on us
|
| Ah, ah, ah, ah, snakes are in the kitchen
|
| Crows are on the line
|
| Ah, ah, ah, ah, the weather vane is twitching
|
| Can’t you see the sign, sign, s-s-sign
|
| This is where I start to cry
|
| And she said, honey, you’ll get over it
|
| Just never mind my fantasies
|
| Of cyanide or taking out a hit
|
| On second thought it’s better, don’t you think
|
| To make him wish that he was dead
|
| So promise me you’ll take that creep
|
| For everything he’s ever had instead
|
| I’ve got a Polaroid camera
|
| And a room number at the Hotel Nautilus
|
| Where your husband’s cheating on us
|
| He’s cheating on us |