| Shit! |
| Hahaha, Shady |
| We back (Invasion!) Part II |
| The Conspiracy |
| 'Cause we ain’t gonna never stop, you just keep wasting your energy |
| On us, you should find something to do with your time (time) |
| And quit fuckin' with us 'cause we ain’t fuckin' with you |
| And it must be fuckin' with you so much you must be gone out your mind |
| (Shady Records mixtape, come on Em) |
| They say I’m a day away from my entire empire crumbling |
| Speak up, you’re mumbling, what the fuck-a you’s a |
| Bibi-bay okay big-bi-bi-baby, this is Shady |
| I know you was bi-bi-hoping we be-be-would just go away |
| But weeble mable weeble wobble but we don’t fall down like |
| Jam Master Jay’s two turntables, our label is just too stable |
| Your magazine’s so motherfucking thin you using staples |
| To hold it together it’s turning back into a newspaper |
| And ya’ll got somethin' for my ass every issue |
| Thank you, 'cause I keep runnin' out of fucking tissues |
| And I could diss you but God I was sick of looking at you |
| At least now I can see when Nike’s got a new tennis shoe |
| But-but I guess no good news is always good-good news |
| Moving on to bigger and better things (chicka chicka jeera) |
| 50's blowing up, this year just keeps going up |
| What the fuck is going on? Who the fuck is Norah Jones? |
| Shady, wait a minute, baby, leave the whore alone |
| Just go up there and be humble and take them awards home |
| Bush has just declared the world a fucking war zone |
| Meanwhile we got a war going on of our own at home |
| My fuckin' mind’s blown |
| Trying to figure out how to fight my own clone |
| Rhinestones are so nice, they shine so bright |
| Especially at night |
| After a hit of ecstasy, ain’t that right Ro’oh? |
| Wait a minute, I’m rambling |
| Back to the matter at hand, it’s Green Lantern |
| With Elvis Presley the selfish MC |
| Back to ruin rap and destroy the industry |
| Single handedly and oh man did we |
| Yeah me and 50, Obie, me and Twizzy |
| And Nelly and Missy and Jigga |
| God damn, it’s all a plan devised by the Man, it’s a conspiracy |
| Against fake shit, and anybody who can’t make hits or ain’t dope lyrically |
| So fuck what you heard and what you read about |
| We ain’t ruining rap baby we’re just trying to weed it out |
| Shady in the place to be see |
| And I got what it takes to rock the mic, right! |
| Still keep talking shit to me punk |
| 'Cause your magazine’s over in less than six months! |
| Haha, Shady Records, still Aftermath! |
| And don’t think we can hear you motherfuckers talking |
| 'Cause we can’t |
| We don’t hear y’all |
| So we just gonna sit back for the rest of our lives |
| While you ride our dicks |