| I can ride my bike with no handlebars |
| No handlebars |
| No handlebars |
| I can ride my bike with no handlebars |
| No handlebars |
| No handlebars |
| Look at me, look at me hands in the air like it’s good to be ALIVE |
| and I’m a famous rapper |
| even when the paths’re all crookedy |
| I can show you how to do-si-do |
| I can show you how to scratch a record |
| I can take apart the remote control |
| And I can almost put it back together |
| I can tie a knot in a cherry stem |
| I can tell you about Leif Ericson |
| I know all the words to «De Colores» |
| And «I'm Proud to be an American» |
| Me and my friend saw a platypus |
| Me and my friend made a comic book |
| And guess how long it took |
| I can do anything that I want cuz, look: |
| I can keep rhythm with no metronome |
| No metronome |
| No metronome |
| I can see your face on the telephone |
| On the telephone |
| On the telephone |
| Look at me Look at me Just called to say that it’s good to be ALIVE |
| In such a small world |
| All curled up with a book to read |
| I can make money open up a thrift store |
| I can make a living off a magazine |
| I can design an engine sixty four |
| Miles to a gallon of gasoline |
| I can make new antibiotics |
| I can make computers survive aquatic conditions |
| I know how to run a business |
| And I can make you wanna buy a product |
| Movers shakers and producers |
| Me and my friends understand the future |
| I see the strings that control the systems |
| I can do anything with no assistance |
| I can lead a nation with a microphone |
| With a microphone |
| With a microphone |
| I can split the atoms of a molecule |
| Of a molecule |
| Of a molecule |
| Look at me Look at me Driving and I won’t stop |
| And it feels so good to be Alive and on top |
| My reach is global |
| My tower secure |
| My cause is noble |
| My power is pure |
| I can hand out a million vaccinations |
| Or let’em all die in exasperation |
| Have’em all healed of their lacerations |
| Have’em all killed by assassination |
| I can make anybody go to prison |
| Just because I don’t like’em and |
| I can do anything with no permission |
| I have it all under my command |
| I can guide a missile by satellite |
| By satellite |
| By satellite |
| and I can hit a target through a telescope |
| Through a telescope |
| Through a telescope |
| and I can end the planet in a holocaust |
| In a holocaust |
| In a holocaust |
| In a holocaust |
| In a holocaust |
| In a holocaust |
| I can ride my bike with no handlebars |
| No handle bars |
| No handlebars |
| I can ride my bike with no handlebars |
| No handlebars |
| No handlebars |
| (Knoxville, TN, USA) |
| «De Colores» |