| Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine
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| Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine
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| Home is where the heart is (Ooh)
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| Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine
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| Working at Papa John’s I was making good bread
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| Got a $ 20 tip on New Years' and I moved out to LA
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| She drew me up a map with a fountain pen
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| She took me to Hermosa with the boys from down the way
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| Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine
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| Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine
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| Home is where the heart is (Ooh)
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| Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine
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| Head bang from the crowd, dive on the stage
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| With black hair and a Smiths shirt, Meat Is Murder
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| I asked her if she had a boyfriend, she said no
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| I asked her if she had a girlfriend, she said «Hell, I wouldn’t know»
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| Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine
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| Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine
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| Home is where the heart is (Ooh)
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| Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine
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| Went down to the bank of the river
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| And she washed my dirty hands
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| I’ve been hanging around in a cloud of shame
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| Till she let me taste the cold water
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| Diane would help me pass out all the fliers
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| I became a big shot, and she got sick one day
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| I still have the map she drew for me
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| I’d be lost without it, there’s so much I wanna say
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| Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine
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| Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine
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| Home is where the heart is (Ooh)
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| Any friend of Diane’s is a friend of mine |