| Well I said honey you don’t know me
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| But I feel like I know you
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| Do you mind if I come in
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| It’ll only take a minute or two
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| And by the way, I really like
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| What you’ve done to this place
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| It doesn’t really surprise me
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| We kinda have the same taste
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| But that’s enough small talk
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| There’s something we need to discuss
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| Your husband’s cheatin' on us
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| Then I said you look surprised
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| Well I’m surprised you never knew
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| I can’t believe you didn’t see or
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| Pick up on my rather strong perfume
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| But anyway, we’ve been replaced
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| And she’s much younger than me and you
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| And I know she’s out there with him now
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| Doing things that we used to do
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| But if we get together
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| Don’t you think we’d be dangerous
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| Your husband’s cheatin' on us, yeah
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| Ah
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| Snakes are in the kitchen
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| Crows are on the line
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| Ah
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| Weather vane is twitchin'
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| Can’t you see the sign sign signs
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| This is where she started to cry and I said
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| Oh honey, you’ll get over it
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| I said never mind those fantasies
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| Of cyanide or taking out a hit
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| And anyway it’s better, don’t you think
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| To make him wish that he was dead
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| Just promise me you’ll take that creep
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| For everything he’s ever had instead
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| I’ve got a Polaroid camera
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| And a room number down at the hotel Nautilus
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| Where your husband’s cheatin' on us
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| Ah
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| Snakes are in the kitchen
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| Crows are on the line
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| Ah
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| Weather vane is twitchin'
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| Can’t you see the sign sign signs |