| We’ve got the greatest job on Earth
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| And we’re not even on Earth
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| We’re orbiting the world, you see
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| Collecting space debris
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| Expended rockets, expired satellites
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| Circling the globe, endangering space flight
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| We’re the guys cleaning up the mess
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| Putting astronauts' families' fears to rest
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| You wouldn’t believe the premium on my life insurance policy
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| Even a paint chip would take off my arm
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| Traveling at orbital velocity
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| Collectin' space junk, space waste, space stuff
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| We make it safe for shuttles to fly
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| We’re trash men, weightless trash men!
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| Cleaning up the crap you left behind
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| We got hit by Soviet trash last year
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| From the cosmonauts on Mir
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| But our worst memory was when we
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| Were sprayed by frozen pee
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| Here’s some old bag of toiletries (What's in it?)
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| Sunscreen and hydrocortisone cream
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| And the ashes of Gene Roddenberry
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| Ah! |
| Tom Hank’s script from Apollo 13!
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| You wouldn’t believe the premium on my life insurance policy
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| Even a toenail would cut off my head
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| Traveling at orbital velocity
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| Collectin' space junk, space waste, space stuff
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| Living the cosmic custodian life
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| We’re trash men, weightless trash men!
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| Scouring space while trying not to die! |