| Yeah, I’m sitting on this barstool, talking like a damn fool
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| Got the twelve o’clock news blues
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| And I’ve given up hope for the afternoon soaps
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| And a bottle of cold brew
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| Is it any wonder I’m not crazy?
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| Is it any wonder I’m sane at all?
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| Well, I’m so tired of losing- I got nothing to do
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| And all day to do it
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| Well, I’d go out cruisin', but I’ve no place to go
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| And all night to get there
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| Is it any wonder I’m not a criminal? |
| Ha ha!
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| Is it any wonder I’m not in jail?
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| Is it any wonder I’ve got too much time on my hands?
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| It’s ticking away with my sanity
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| I got too much time on my hands
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| It’s hard to believe such a calamity
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| I’ve got too much time on my hands
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| And it’s ticking away, ticking away from me
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| Too much time on my hands
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| (It's t-t-t-t-ticking away)
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| Too much time on my hands
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| (And I don’t know what to do with myself, whoo)
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| Too much time on my hands
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| (I got) Too much time on my hands
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| (Oh,) Too much time on my hands
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| (I got) Too much time on my hands
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| Alright!
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| Well, I’m a jet fuel genius — I can solve the world’s problems
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| Without even trying
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| I got all kinds of friends, and the fun never ends
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| As long as Liza Grossman, she’s still buying!
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| Is it any wonder I’m not the mayor of the great city of Cleveland, Ohio?
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| Thank you
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| Is it any wonder I’m still null and void?
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| Alright, come on
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| Is it any wonder I’ve got too much time on my hands?
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| It’s ticking away with my sanity
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| (Sing it, y’all!) Too much time on my hands
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| Oh, it’s hard to believe such a calamity
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| (Sing it louder!) Too much time on my hands
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| And it’s ticking away, ticking away from me
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| Too much time on my hands
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| Too much time on my hands
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| (Ticking when I don’t know what to do with myself)
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| Too much time on my hands
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| (What to do with myself)
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| Too much time on my hands
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| (Oh no, break it down, come on)
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| Too much time on my hands
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| (Too much time on my hands)
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| Too much time on my hands
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| (Ah, break it down a little more)
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| Too much time on my hands
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| (Ooh, a little softer now)
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| Too much time on my hands
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| (A little bit softer now)
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| Too much time on my hands
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| (You can do a little softer now, come on)
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| Too much time on my hands
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| (Ooh, a little louder now)
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| Too much time on my hands
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| (Ooh, a little louder now)
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| Too much time on my hands
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| (Ooh, louder now)
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| Too much time on my hands
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| (Louder, louder now)
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| Too much time on my hands
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| (Yeah, yeah, yeah, too much time on my hands)
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| Too much time on my hands
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| (Oh, too much time on my hands) |