Father says it, mother says it Sister says it, brother says it Uncle says it, Auntie says it Everyone at the party says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The horse says it, the pig says it The judge in his wig says it The fox and the rabbit
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And the nun in her habit says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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My mate Bill Gates says it The President of the United States says it The slacker and the worker
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The girl in her burqa says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The general with his tank says it The man at the bank says it The soldier with his rocket
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And the mouse in my pocket says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The drug-addled wreck
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With a needle in his neck says it The drunk says it, punk says it The brave Buddhist monk says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Hit me up, baby, and knock me down
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Drop what you’re doing and come around
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We can hold hands till the sun goes down
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Cause I know
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That you
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And I Can be Together
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Cause I love you
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The blind referee says it The unlucky amputee says it The giant killer bee
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Landing on my knee says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The cop with his breathalyser
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The paddy with his fertiliser
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The man in the basement
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That’s getting a taste for it says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The fucked-up Rastafarian says it The dribbling libertarian says it The sweet little Goth
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With the ears of cloth says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe’I’m on fire
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The cross-over country singer says it The hump-backed bell ringer says it The swinger, the flinger
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The outraged right-winger says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The man going hiking says it The misunderstood Viking says it The man at the rodeo
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And the lonely old Eskimo says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The mild little Christian says it The wild Sonny Liston says it The pimp and the gimp
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And the guy with the limp says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The blind piano tuner says it The Las Vegas crooner says it The hooligan mooner
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Holding a schooner says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The Chinese contortionist says it The backyard abortionist says it The poor Pakistani
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With his lamb Bhirriani says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The hopeless defendant says it The toilet attendant says it The pornographer, the stenographer
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The fashion photographer says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The college professor says it The vicious cross-dresser says it Grandma and Grandpa
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In the back of the car says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The hack at the doorstep says it The midwife with her forceps says it The demented young lady
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Who is roasting her baby
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On the fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The athlete with his hernia says it Picasso with his Guernica says it My wife with her furniture
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Everybody!
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The laughing hyena says it The homesick polish cleaner says it The man from the Klan
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With a torch in his hand says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The Chinese herbologist says it The Christian apologist says it The dog and the frog
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Sitting on a log says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The foxhunting toff says it The horrible moth says it The doomed homosexual
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With the persistent cough says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The Papist with his soul says it The rapist on a roll says it Jack says it, Jill says it As they roll down the hill
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The clever circus flea says it The sailor on the sea says it The man from the Daily Mail
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With his dead refugee says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The hymen-busting Zulu says it The proud kangaroo says it The koala, the echidna
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And the platypus too says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The disgraced country vicar says it The crazed guitar picker says it The beatnik, the peacenik
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The apparachick says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The deranged midnight stalker says it Garcia Lorca says it The hit man, Walt Whitman
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And the haliototic talker says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The wine taster with his nose says it The fireman with his hose says it The pedestrian, the equestrian |
The tap-dancer with his toes says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The beast in the beauty pageant
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The pimply real estate agent
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The beach-comber, the roamer
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The girl in a coma says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The old rock’n’roller
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With his two-seater stroller
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And the fan in the van
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With the abominable plan says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The menstruating Jewess says it The nervous stewardess says it The hijacker, the backpacker
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The cunning safecracker says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The sports commentator says it The old alligator says it The tennis pro with his racquet
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The loon in the straight jacket
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The butcher with his cleaver says it The mad basket weaver says it The jaded boxing writer
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And the glass-jawed fighter says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The old town cryer says it The inveterate liar says it The pilchard, the bream
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And the trout in the stream
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The war correspondent says it The enthused and the despondent says it The electrician, the mortician
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And the man going fishin’says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The cattleman from Down Under says it The patriot with his plunder says it Watching a boat of full of refugees
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Sinking into the sea
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The silicone junky says it The corporate flunky says it The Italian designer
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With his rickshaw in China says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The trucker with his juggernaut says it The lost astronaut says it The share cropper, the bent copper
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The compulsive shopper says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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The Viennese vampire says it The cowboy round his campfire says it The game show panellist
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The Jungian analyst says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Warren says it, Blixa says it The lighting guy and mixer says it Mick says it, Marty says it Everyone at the party says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on Fire
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The hairy arachnophobic says it The scary agoraphobic says it The mother, the brother
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And the decomposing lover says
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Babe, I’m on fire
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Babe, I’m on fire |