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Мова пісні: Англійська
The Cooper O' Fife |
| Ye married a monk, ye married a moose |
| Ye married a carey-on roond the hoose |
| A roon the hoose, a roon the hoose |
| Let’s all a carey on roon the hoose |
| Ye married a boy who’d never been kissed |
| Married a god who didn’t exist |
| Ye married a wally, ye married a ghost |
| Ye married a strangler, deaf as a post |
| So jig the jig and waltz the waltz |
| Polka polka through the halls |
| Festoon yer room wi a sprig of gorse |
| Let’s get married and let’s divorce |
| Married a stripper, ye married a tease |
| Ye married a circus and all the fleas |
| Ye married the hunchback doon on his knees |
| Ye married johnny heed in the breeze |
| Ye married a fox, ye married a minx |
| Ye married a smarmy skinny malink |
| Ye married the man with the handicap |
| That put St Andrews on the map |
| Ye married the scheemie, ye married the radge |
| Ye married the boy with a Pastels badge |
| Ye married a moron name o' Gordon |
| Then ye married a traffic warden |
| Ye married the man ye love to hate |
| Ye hated him, weil, from the first date |
| Married a murderer on the Monday |
| You’ll be oot or dead by Sunday |
| Ye married the playa, ye married the game |
| Ye married the whole of the fitba team |
| Ye married the drunk with the Special Brew |
| Married the captain and all his crew |
| Ye married a cower and timorous beastie |
| Married a cunt all sloppy and yeasty |
| Married a bent copper and then |
| Married them all over again |
| Ye married the baker, the butcher, the creep |
| Ye married the shepherd and all of his sheep |
| Ye married the corporal and his wife |
| Ye married the cooper, the cooper o' Fife |
| Ye’ve made a mistake, it’s plain as a rose |
| Plain as the brain at the end of yer nose |
| Plain as the sneeze, the sneeze on yer face |
| To marry them all was a big mistake |
| Ye married too young, ye married a ginger |
| Married a minger and whipped a whinger |
| Married a moose whose heed was thrawn |
| Annulled the marriage on Saturday morn |
| Ye married a monk, ye married a moose |
| Married a carey-on roond the hoose |
| A roon the hoose, a roon the hoose |
| Let’s all a carey on roon the hoose |
| Ye married a glaikit football stag |
| Ye married a man with a wank mag |
| Ye married a tool, ye married a knife |
| Ye married the man who beat his wife |
| So jig the jig and waltz the waltz |
| Polka polka through the halls |
| Festoon yer room wi sprigs of gorse |
| Let’s get married and let’s divorce |
| Ye married a creep, ye married a ghoul |
| Ye married a neep o' the Glesga school |
| Ye married a less-than-a-tinker's cuss |
| Divorce is the thing, the thing for us |
| So clear yer tears and don’t ye greet |
| West is heed and East is feet |
| And never the twain shall marry or meet |
| So never ye tarry and never ye greet |
| Ye married the cat, ye married the dog |
| Married them both in the eyes of god |
| Sixteen men who died of flu |
| Then you married the undertaker too |