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Дата випуску: 23.11.2008
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Мова пісні: Англійська
The Cooper O' Fife |
Ye married a monk, ye married a moose |
Ye married a carey-on roond the hoose |
A roon the hoose, a roon the hoose |
Let’s all a carey on roon the hoose |
Ye married a boy who’d never been kissed |
Married a god who didn’t exist |
Ye married a wally, ye married a ghost |
Ye married a strangler, deaf as a post |
So jig the jig and waltz the waltz |
Polka polka through the halls |
Festoon yer room wi a sprig of gorse |
Let’s get married and let’s divorce |
Married a stripper, ye married a tease |
Ye married a circus and all the fleas |
Ye married the hunchback doon on his knees |
Ye married johnny heed in the breeze |
Ye married a fox, ye married a minx |
Ye married a smarmy skinny malink |
Ye married the man with the handicap |
That put St Andrews on the map |
Ye married the scheemie, ye married the radge |
Ye married the boy with a Pastels badge |
Ye married a moron name o' Gordon |
Then ye married a traffic warden |
Ye married the man ye love to hate |
Ye hated him, weil, from the first date |
Married a murderer on the Monday |
You’ll be oot or dead by Sunday |
Ye married the playa, ye married the game |
Ye married the whole of the fitba team |
Ye married the drunk with the Special Brew |
Married the captain and all his crew |
Ye married a cower and timorous beastie |
Married a cunt all sloppy and yeasty |
Married a bent copper and then |
Married them all over again |
Ye married the baker, the butcher, the creep |
Ye married the shepherd and all of his sheep |
Ye married the corporal and his wife |
Ye married the cooper, the cooper o' Fife |
Ye’ve made a mistake, it’s plain as a rose |
Plain as the brain at the end of yer nose |
Plain as the sneeze, the sneeze on yer face |
To marry them all was a big mistake |
Ye married too young, ye married a ginger |
Married a minger and whipped a whinger |
Married a moose whose heed was thrawn |
Annulled the marriage on Saturday morn |
Ye married a monk, ye married a moose |
Married a carey-on roond the hoose |
A roon the hoose, a roon the hoose |
Let’s all a carey on roon the hoose |
Ye married a glaikit football stag |
Ye married a man with a wank mag |
Ye married a tool, ye married a knife |
Ye married the man who beat his wife |
So jig the jig and waltz the waltz |
Polka polka through the halls |
Festoon yer room wi sprigs of gorse |
Let’s get married and let’s divorce |
Ye married a creep, ye married a ghoul |
Ye married a neep o' the Glesga school |
Ye married a less-than-a-tinker's cuss |
Divorce is the thing, the thing for us |
So clear yer tears and don’t ye greet |
West is heed and East is feet |
And never the twain shall marry or meet |
So never ye tarry and never ye greet |
Ye married the cat, ye married the dog |
Married them both in the eyes of god |
Sixteen men who died of flu |
Then you married the undertaker too |