| Call me, the lady said call me
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| She left the number, written on the wall
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| A hundred times I’ve called it
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| Noon and night and mornin'
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| It’s ringin' off the wall
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| Call me, you say any time call me
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| Leave a little message
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| Just wanna hear your sweet voice
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| Every time I dial it
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| Your damn machine keeps whinin'
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| On and on, leave a message at the tone
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| She ain’t in, she’s not home
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| But I swear, I bet you’re not alone
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| You’re with him, I can tell
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| You don’t care
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| Girl, I know you oh so well
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| I ain’t cryin', I ain’t green
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| 'Cause I’m sick an tired of
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| Makin' love to your answer machine
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| Call me, you must be joking baby
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| Screw you, you had me by the balls
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| Girl I got your number
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| They had you listed under
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| Cruel and mean
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| By the way screw your answer machine
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| You ain’t in, you’re not home
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| But I swear, I bet you’re not alone
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| You’re with him, I can tell
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| You don’t care
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| Girl, I know you oh so well
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| I ain’t cryin', I ain’t green
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| And I’m sick and tired of
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| Makin' love to your answer machine
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| Listen baby
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| Won’t you please pick up the phone
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| Don’t keep me hangin' on the line
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| Got a mean operator
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| Chewin' at my ear, says I’m down
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| Yes I’m down, too many times
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| I can’t eat, I can’t sleep
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| I’m makin' love, to your answer machine
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| All day, all night
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| But you, you don’t hear a word I say
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| Baby I’m yours, it’s obscene
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| And I’m sick and tired
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| Of your machine
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| She ain’t in, she’s not home
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| Yeah I swear, I know you’re not alone
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| You’re with him, you don’t care
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| So much pain, hurtin' more than I can bear
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| Baby I’m yours, it’s obscene
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| I keep makin' love to your machine
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| I’m obsessed, set me free
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| 'Cause I’m sick and tired of
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| Makin' love to your answer machine |