| I’ve always said I do too easy
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| And now I’m payin’the price
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| My weakness for beautiful women
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| Is my most expensive vice
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| I still believe in matrimony
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| But I can’t afford another try
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| Child support and alimony
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| Is just about to bleed me dry
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| I got ex’s all across the country
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| And I owe everybody in town
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| I got bill collectors a callin’me up And lawyers tryin’to track me down
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| I’m just one wrong move from the poor house
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| But I don’t belong in there
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| I got so many ex’s and owe so much
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| I oughta be on Hollywood squares
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| Yeah, I oughta be on Hollywood squares
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| Lookin’back over my love life
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| I only have myself to blame
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| I guess I should’ve checked my price tag
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| Before I gave 'em my last name
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| Now my credit rating’s in the gutter
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| And the bottom line sure looks bad
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| I’ll be payin’the rest of my life
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| For the few good times I’ve had
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| I got ex’s all across the country
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| And I owe everybody in town
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| I got bill collectors a callin’me up And lawyers tryin’to track me down
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| I’m just one wrong move from the poor house
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| But I don’t belong in there
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| I got so many ex’s and owe so much
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| I oughta be on Hollywood squares
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| Yeah, they oughta put me on Hollywood squares |