| I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon | 
| A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun | 
| I couldn’t get my money back so I’m in seat 7A | 
| I’m getting drunk on a plane | 
| I bet the fella on the aisle thought I was crazy | 
| Cause I taped your picture to the seatback right beside me | 
| Now I’ve got empty mini bottles fillin' both our trays | 
| I’m getting drunk on a plane | 
| Buyin' drinks for everybody | 
| But the pilot, it’s a party | 
| Got this 737 rocking like a G6 | 
| Stewardess is somethin' sexy | 
| Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey | 
| Told her about my condition | 
| Got a little mile-high flight attention | 
| It’s Mardi Gras up in the clouds | 
| I’m up so high, I may never come down | 
| I’ll try anything to drown out the pain | 
| They all know why I’m getting drunk on a plane | 
| We had this date marked on the calendar forever | 
| We’d take that new wed limo airport ride together | 
| I feel like a plastic groom alone there at the top of the cake | 
| So hey, I’m getting drunk on a plane | 
| Buyin' drinks for everybody | 
| But the pilot, it’s a party | 
| Got this 737 | 
| Rocking like a G6 | 
| Stewardess is somethin' sexy | 
| Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey | 
| Told her about my condition | 
| Got a little mile-high flight attention | 
| It’s Mardi Gras up in the clouds | 
| I’m up so high, I may never come down | 
| I’ll try anything to drown out the pain | 
| They all know why I’m getting drunk on a plane | 
| On my way home I’ll bump this seat right up to first class | 
| So I can drink that cheap champagne out of a real glass | 
| And when we land I’ll call her up and tell her kiss my ass | 
| Cause hey, I’m drunk on a plane | 
| Buyin' drinks for everybody | 
| But the pilot, it’s a party | 
| Got this 737 | 
| Rocking like a G6 | 
| Stewardess is somethin' sexy | 
| Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey | 
| Told her about my condition | 
| Got a little mile-high flight attention | 
| It’s Mardi Gras up in the clouds | 
| I’m up so high, I may never come down | 
| I’ll try anything to drown out the pain | 
| They all know why I’m getting drunk on a plane | 
| I’m getting drunk on a plane | 
| I might be passed out | 
| In the baggage claim | 
| But right now | 
| I’m drunk on a plane |