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Дата випуску: 02.11.2023
Мова пісні: Англійська
The Crib Song |
Alright |
Let’s go, boys! |
Just poured myself a strong one |
Hey boys, get out the cards |
Shuffle up, and deal 'em out, I just cut the ace of hearts |
Be careful what you lead with |
Don’t give away your hand |
'Cause I’ll rope you right into a run and peg eight, or nine, or ten |
Looking at your face, looks like you don’t like what you see |
Oh-oh son, looky there, looks like you got nineteen |
Fifteen to a pair for four, I gotta flush for eight |
I pegged you back and you bet your ass, I’m hot out of the gate |
I’m looking for that twenty-nine, just give that Kissel cut |
Well, twenty-four will have to do, looks like you’re getting skunked |
No, I can’t think of anything I love doing more than this |
Than drinking whisky with the boys, and kickin' ass at crib |
Hey Walshy, don’t forget |
You still owe me a hundred bucks |
I can’t help you missed a couple runs, and I just got the luck |
Perhaps one day you’re gonna learn you’re playing 'gainst a shark |
'Cause you know I’ll break your spirit |
And you know I’ll break your heart |
So pay me up my money |
Unless you wanna double down |
Let’s pour another whisky, son, I’ll take your ass to town |
Well, fifteen, six and six is twelve and one more for the jack |
You don’t wanna see my crib, you’re gonna have a heart attack |
I’ll take fourteen in the kitty, looks like I’m gonna win |
Yeah, I’d put away your wallet son, unless you wanna lose again |
No, I can’t think of anything I love doing more than this |
Than drinking whisky with the boys, and kickin' ass at crib |
Alright |
Uh-oh |
Here comes Grandpa Bear |
It’s time to watch the heart, boys |
Yeah, Powers, he’s a player, but he ain’t won in awhile |
And Uncle Digger, he can’t see, Deuce Neon’s got him piled |
Walshy’s just like Reuben |
He’ll lead with a five |
And Ebs keeps getting Romney’s, he’ll stay up all night |
But Marty, he’s a cheater, always taking extra points, and me |
Well, I’m the king |
'Cause all I get is loins |
Well, fifteen, twelve, another twelve, well makes twenty-four |
Are you sick of all this punishment |
Or do you want some more? |
Yeah, I just won a Gino |
Looks like I cleaned ya out |
No Walsh, don’t tell Mikayla |
You’ll be sleeping on the couch |
Now I can’t think of anything I love doing more than this |
Than drinking whisky with the boys, and kickin' ass at crib |
Now I can’t think of anything I love doing more than this |
Than drinking whisky with the boys, and kickin' ass at crib |
Alright |
Alright |
Yeah, of course I’ll take another drink |
I’m not a cactus |