| Hey Mr. Tough |
| Don’t you think we’ve suffered enough? |
| Why don’t you meet me on the dance floor |
| When it’s time to talk tough? |
| And if you need to tell me something once |
| You won’t have to say it twice |
| And if you ask for a nickel |
| I’m gonna hand you a dime |
| And we’ll forget about our problems if only for a little while |
| We’ll leave our worries in the corner, leave them in a great big pile |
| Pretend everything can be alright |
| Hey Mrs. Blue |
| Time to think of something new |
| Please pause from spinning those hips |
| To the old soft shoe |
| And if you wanna last the rest of the night |
| There’s nothing better I have to do |
| And if I tell you something |
| You won’t have to ask if it’s true |
| And we’ll forget about our problems if only for a little while |
| We’ll leave our worries in the corner, leave them in a heaping pile |
| Pretend everything can be alright |
| Alone and uptight on Saturday night |
| And in my room |
| I’m hiding at a crowded party |
| The record’s playing for just me and you |
| Hey Mr. Tough |
| Don’t you think we’ve suffered enough? |
| Why don’t you meet me on the dance floor |
| When it’s time to talk tough? |
| And if you need to tell me something once |
| You won’t have to say it twice |
| And if you ask for a nickel |
| I’m gonna hand you a dime |
| And we’ll forget about our problems if only for a little while |
| And leave our worries in the corner, leave them in a heaping pile |
| Pretend everything can be alright |
| Pretend everything can be alright |