| Silk pyjamas, silk pyjamas |
| She was wearing silk pyjamas |
| Usual outfit, big pith helmet |
| Dr. Martens and silk pyjamas |
| Said it was driving her round the bend |
| Just sitting and waiting for the phone to ring |
| Should have been back around half past ten |
| And has anybody seen my friend? |
| She’s so lovely in her green and red |
| Silk pyjamas can’t have gone far |
| Where’s the high street? Where’s the river? |
| How’s the bugger going to manage? |
| Doesn’t speak a word of Spanish |
| Said it was driving her half insane |
| To live in a city with no underground train |
| She took her umbrella and her biscuit tin |
| And she wandered off into the smog |
| For a slurpy and a tofu dog, singing |
| Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo |
| Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo |
| Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo |
| Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo |
| Silk pyjamas, silk pyjamas |
| She was wearing silk pyjamas |
| In the daytime in the night |
| She was wearing silk pyjamas |
| Silk pyjamas, silk pyjamas |
| She was wearing silk pyjamas |
| Usual outfit, big pith helmet |
| Silk pyjamas, no elastic |
| Big pith helmet that she came by |
| Somewhere on the Bakerloo line |
| Have you seen her silk pyjamas? |
| She was wearing silk pyjamas |