| Well, our blessings, Robert |
| Don’t tell your wish or it won’t come true |
| You just blew it |
| It probably was a wish you would have got anyway, Robert |
| You wish for a wife Robert? |
| Ha, Don’t, you’re a lucky son-of-a-gun now, hang in there |
| Actually, I didn’t wish for anything |
| Whaddya mean you didn’t wish for anything? |
| Oh tell everybody’s so curious |
| Tell but lie |
| Thank you for including me in your thoughts, your lives |
| Stay exactly as you are Robert |
| That’s right, you sweet thing, stay exactly as you are |
| Everyone adores you; what an awful thing |
| Things happen for the best |
| I don’t even believe that myself |
| I mean when you’ve got friends like mine |
| I mean… when you’ve got friends like mine |
| Isn’t it warm, isn’t it rosy |
| Side-by-side |
| He’s such a cutie, isn’t he a cutie? |
| …by side |
| Ports in a storm |
| comfy and cozy, side-by-side |
| He never loses his cool |
| …by side |
| I envy that |
| Everything shines |
| How sweet |
| Side-by-Side |
| We’re just so fond of him |
| …by side |
| Parallel lines |
| Who meet |
| Love him, can’t get enough of him |
| Everyone winks |
| nobody’s nosy |
| side-by-side |
| He’s just crazy about me |
| …by side |
| he’s a very tender guy |
| You bring the drinks and |
| I’ll bring the posy |
| side-by-side |
| He’s always there when you need him |
| …by side |
| one is lonely and |
| two is boring |
| think what you can keep ignoring |
| side-by-side |
| he’s my best friend |
| …by side |
| second best! |
| …by side |
| Never a bother |
| seven times a god father |
| year after year |
| older and older |
| It’s amazing we’ve gotten older every year and he seems to stay exactly the same |
| Sharing a tear |
| Lending a shoulder |
| You know what comes to my mind when I see him? |
| The seagram’s building, isn’t that funny? |
| Ain’t we got fun |
| no strain |
| sometimes I catch him looking and looking |
| I just look right back |
| Permenant sun |
| no rain |
| we’re so crazy he’s so sane |
| friendship forbids |
| anything bitter |
| A person like Bob doesn’t have the good things and he doesn’t have the bad |
| things, |
| but he doesn’t have the good things either |
| Being the kids |
| as well as the sitter |
| Let me make him a drink |
| He’s the only guy I know I feel should drink more |
| One’s impossible |
| two is dreary |
| three is company |
| safe and cheery |
| side-by-side |
| he always looks like he’s keeping score |
| who’s winning robert? |
| …by side |
| Here is the church |
| here is the steeple |
| open the doors and see all the crazy married people |