| I stepped on the dance floor feeling very cool |
| I thought I saw an angel sitting on a stool |
| I just couldn’t tell, you’ll think I’m a fool |
| If she was a woman or a man |
| She was the kind of woman that a man could crave |
| From her high-heeled shoes to her permanent wave |
| Except maybe she was needing a shave |
| Was she a woman or a man? |
| O I asked her to dance and I took her by the hand |
| She held me so tight, it was hard for me to stand |
| Built like a lumberjack, I couldn’t understand |
| If she was a woman or a man |
| Well, I walked her home, it was quarter past four |
| My heart was thumping as we ducked in the door |
| And then when she kissed me I thought I was sure |
| If she was a woman or a man |
| Well, she stole my wallet and she knocked me off my feet |
| She tied on her roller skates and made her retreat |
| All I found was a blond wig a-lying in the street |
| Was she a woman or a man? |
| Well, I don’t care if she seemed unkind |
| She stole my heart and she robbed me blind |
| I love her so much that I still wouldn’t mind |
| If she was a woman or a man |