| Everybody’s drunk
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| Everybody’s drunk tonight
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| Everybody’s drunk
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| Everybody’s drunk tonight
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| Everybody’s drunk
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| Everybody’s drunk in here
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| Tonight’s the night we’re gonna get plastered
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| Pissed off, maybe we’ll get laid, too
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| Booze on your breath always makes girls horny
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| So come on, boys, let’s chug a few
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| Everybody’s drunk
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| Everybody’s drunk tonight
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| Everybody’s drunk
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| Everybody’s drunk, oh yeah
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| People pouring in the front door
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| Most of them I’ve never seen in my life
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| I hear the sound of windows breaking
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| Who just lit the couch on fire?
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| Everybody’s drunk
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| Everybody’s drunk tonight
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| Everybody’s drunk
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| Everybody’s drunk tonight
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| And if you’re coming here
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| Don’t forget to have yourself a beer
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| There’s two girls throwing up in the bathroom
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| A good friend holds your hair back when you puke
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| Tonight’s the night, so grab your whatever
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| Lift your something, here’s a toast to you
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| We’re all gonna get drunk
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| Oh, we’re all gonna get drunk
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| Oh, wait, we’re already drunk
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| Everybody’s drunk
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| Everybody’s drunk tonight
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| Everybody’s drunk
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| Everybody’s drunk, whoa
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| La la la la la la la
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| Uh, actually, I’m not drunk. |
| At all
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| La la la la la la la
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| No, I’ve got to drive all these people home
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| La la la la la la la
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| Have a good time
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| La la la!
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| …assholes
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| Hey, man, be careful
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| Brush my shoes off
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| Hey, I don’t feel so good
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| Use the trash can!
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| There is no trash can! |