| I’m just looking out the window and it’s cold outside | 
| There are two boys yelling behind me and I’m terrified | 
| Counting trees as they pass me by | 
| And I’m trying not to look across the aisle | 
| 'Cause Maya’s letting Dan put his hand up her skirt | 
| And she’s got her hand down his pants | 
| I know the driver sees it | 
| I know he’s peeking in the rearview mirror | 
| He says nothing | 
| Trying to ignore it is fucking boring | 
| I’m quietly observing, I’m saying nothing | 
| No one’s watching us, don’t give a fuck | 
| Wheels on the bus | 
| I’m holding it down up in the front | 
| Wheels on the bus | 
| Ooh, ooh, ooh | 
| Wheels on the bus | 
| Now, I’ma light it up and pass it | 
| Puff, puff and pass it | 
| Don’t be a dick and babysit, «Come on, just pass it over here» | 
| Counting cars as they pass me by | 
| And I’m trying not to look a row behind me | 
| 'Cause Jason’s got his ass on the glass | 
| And I hate him, driver hit a bump fast | 
| I know the driver sees it | 
| I know he’s peeking in the rearview mirror | 
| He says nothing | 
| Trying to ignore it, it’s fucking boring | 
| I’m quietly observing, I’m saying nothing | 
| No one’s watching us, don’t give a fuck | 
| Wheels on the bus | 
| I’m holding it down up in the front | 
| Wheels on the bus | 
| Ooh, ooh, ooh | 
| Wheels on the bus | 
| Ooh, ooh, oh, ooh | 
| Wheels on the, on the bus | 
| Ooh, ha, ooh, oh, ooh, ooh | 
| Wheels on the bus | 
| No one’s watching us, don’t give a fuck | 
| Wheels on the bus | 
| I’m holding it down up in the front | 
| Wheels on the bus | 
| Ooh (Wheels on the bus) | 
| Ooh (Wheels on the bus) | 
| Ooh | 
| Wheels on the bus |