Текст пісні Fall Guys - Dan Bull

Fall Guys

There will probably be some introductory vocals here
Maybe even these placeholder ones
We’ll see how lazy I really am
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
Come one, come all, it’s a horny, porny sight to see
Five dozen buggers rubbing side-by-side excitedly
Fall guys and gals and non-binaries
All dressed so swell, all kinds of fineries
About to be knocked out as bad as Bernie in the primaries
'Til we can finally decide and see who’ll run this dynasty
Is it a silly game or an allegory for society?
A biting satire of capitalistic primacy?
Or is it just a bit of shits and giggles
In which you can kick a little kid
Off of a cliff and giggle spitefully?
We can right this silly rivalry
Here privately, non-violently
But rioting done quietly’s a kind of weird irony
Dear diary, we’d like to live in harmony
But harming each other’s providing half of the economy
This is a hell of a race, it isn’t minor league
Pissing in an elephant’s face, tinkle those ivories
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
It’s a messy battle, mixed with a lucky raffle
Imagine Human: Fall Flat inside Takeshi’s Castle
Gang Beasts fornicating and breeding with Fortnite
Now you’ve thought a thought, thought of Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
Never let the competitors get the better of us, nah
Forever trekking 'til we get to the top
It’s a long way down and it’s a one way drop
Only when we hit the ground are we gonna say stop
It’s a family-friendly knockout, don’t rock out with your cock out
And Kanye West has certainly come on since College Dropout
But people crowd around to see the wildest foul shit
Like Thatcher selling off council housing
And now you’re down for the count without a doubt
So tell us how that shit felt when you failed and fell
This isn’t clowning 'round, there is a crown to be held
And I can tell you now without fail that pound for pound
I’m bound to proudly prevail so bow down
And bounce or I’ll huff and puff, and pound your house down
But this fairytale won’t be very fair
Without giving my furry fella, Oliver Age 24, a shout out
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
It’s a messy battle, mixed with a lucky raffle
Imagine Human: Fall Flat inside Takeshi’s Castle
Gang Beasts fornicating and breeding with Fortnite
Now you’ve thought a thought, thought of Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
After Fall Guys, we’ll go to Five Guys
And get some fried fries, yes, I said «fried fries»
To keep the rhymes tight, need to bend the guidelines
Now you see what trying to keep
Regular content relevant online’s like
Jumping in the battle like a white knight
I’m overreacting and charging at ya, call me «ion-stein»
You’ve got to be this high to ride my D
That’s a polite euphemism to describe my penis
Willy, booby, poo, wee, bottom
Cup these juicy plums and suck 'em
Hey, look, I asked Mediatonic for money
In exchange for keeping this song clean
And they declined so fuck 'em
Fuck 'em, fuck 'em, fuck 'em, fuck 'em
Fuckity, fuckity fuck, fuckity fuck, fuck, fuck 'em
Fuck 'em, fuck 'em, fuck 'em, fuck 'em
Fuck!
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
It’s a messy battle, mixed with a lucky raffle
Imagine Human: Fall Flat inside Takeshi’s Castle
Gang Beasts fornicating and breeding with Fortnite
Now you’ve thought a thought thought of Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
Disclaimer
Don’t fuck Mediatonic
Legal reasons