| Too many normal people on the television
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| These people are the stars but they should be tuning in
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| Get rid of them, get rid of them, get rid of them
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| Because they’re boring the children
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| Too many normal people on the box
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| A great invention has been ruined by the bosses
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| Of the channels and the stations
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| And it’s quality you cannot trust
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| Don’t waste my time, time, time
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| Or I’ll turn you off, put the child lock on
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| Lose the code and never switch you
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| Back on, back on, back on
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| How do I escape this fate?
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| I can remember when it used to be great
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| Too many normal people in this competition
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| Promise after promise that they’ll never be forgotten
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| Well, I can promise them they will be heartbroken
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| And they’re boring the children
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| Don’t waste my time, time, time
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| Or I’ll turn you off, put the child lock on
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| Lose the code and never switch you
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| Back on, back on, back on
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| How do I escape this fate?
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| I can remember when it used to be great
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| On Friday night I turn over so many times
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| My television started to whine about it
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| On a Friday night he loses his mind
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| He says he wants to leave me
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| (Too many normal people on the TV)
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| Too many normal people on the TV
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| He says he wants to leave me
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| (Too many normal people on the TV)
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| Too many normal people on the TV, TV |