| Mr. Wolf and Mama Bear
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| Were banging on the door
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| I told 'em once, I told 'em twice
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| Don’t come 'round here no more
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| They’ve stolen all our chickens
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| They killed our neighbor’s cat
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| Last night I saw 'em talking to
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| Big Weasel and his rat
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| It’s such a cozy neighborhood
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| We love our little town
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| Lately things ain’t been so good
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| There’s something goin' down
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| It happened just a year ago
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| Someone hired a band
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| They had a dog and pony show
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| That got clean out of hand
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| There was fur and feathers flyin'
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| The son of the old goat
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| Said Coon-boy pulled a shotgun
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| From his worn out overcoat
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| Bobcat killed Miss Peacock
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| Coon-boy shot the Mare
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| While Mr. Wolf smoked opium
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| And grinned at Mama Bear
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| Two dead ducks lay there
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| Beside Miss Peacock on the floor
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| The fat goose grabbed the telephone
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| And called the Dogs of War
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| The guineas begged for mercy
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| The pigs began to squeal
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| Coon-boy took the kitty
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| Jumped in his automobile
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| Bobcat and the wheelman
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| The famous Wolverine
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| Shot out the light
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| And in the night they faded from the scene
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| Chief Detective Rambouillet
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| Did not work for free
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| And Sheriff Hog was called away
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| Unexpectedly
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| The sheriff’s re-election
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| The murder of the Mare
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| Might get Hog implicated
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| With the Wolf and Mama Bear
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| So Rambouillet took up the case
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| Then shut it down for good
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| He bought a house in southern France
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| But lives in Hollywood
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| The bodies of the bobcat
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| And the famous Wolverine
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| Were found inside a motel room
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| Outside of San Joaquin
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| The city council voted
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| The insurance board to pay
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| The victims of that heinous crime
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| Upon that dreadful day
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| And I watch from the shadows
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| Where beneath a frosty moon
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| Mr. Wolf and Mama Bear
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| Feed on a dead raccoon |