| We call the heartland | 
| Not very smart land | 
| IQ’s are very low but threat levels are high | 
| They got a mandate | 
| They don’t want man-dates | 
| They got so many hates and people to despise | 
| In the dust bowl | 
| Cerebral black hole | 
| The average weight is well over 200 pounds | 
| I hate to generalize | 
| But have you seen the thighs | 
| Most haven’t seen their genitalia in a while | 
| Maybe that’s why they’re so scared of us | 
| We’ve concerns others than fear and hunger pangs | 
| Queers, transgends, and lesbians | 
| Vegans and vegetarians | 
| All you brownish red and yellow ones | 
| Come out and join us on the coast | 
| No longer svelte | 
| They gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt | 
| They’ve blown out the fire | 
| Under the melting pot | 
| The red blood of America is starting to clot | 
| No compromise | 
| No sight through others' eyes | 
| They’re just flies spreading pieces of shit | 
| You gotta emigrate | 
| Stop living in hate | 
| What makes this country great is dwelling on either side | 
| They don’t want visitors in Jesusland | 
| They want life bland and canned in the fatherland | 
| We want people with college degrees | 
| Drug use experience and STD’s | 
| People with open-minded philosophies | 
| Come hug California trees | 
| Cultural revolution now | 
| Neo-conservatives run outta town | 
| We’re gonna burn Orange County down | 
| And then we’re off to Riverside | 
| Bakersfield and Fresno too | 
| Then we’re comin' after you | 
| The fear stricken | 
| Born again Christian | 
| They got a vision, a homogenized state | 
| Textbook decline | 
| Intelligent design | 
| They got Bill Nye on the list to execrate | 
| They don’t want visitors in Jesusland | 
| They want life bland and canned in the fatherland | 
| Punk Rockers and emo kids | 
| People doin' things the church forbids | 
| Buddhists, agnostics, and atheists | 
| We’re moving out of jesusland | 
| Art students and thespians | 
| Excluding country, all the musicians | 
| We want all hookers and comedians | 
| Nihilists are welcome too | 
| No longer svelte | 
| They gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt |