| Says he's a born again, godly man |
| But the Devil is his biggest fan |
| A joke, from a country song trope |
| The only line that he's walking |
| Is to the bar and back again |
| My heart's broke, with this country song trope |
| Trucks, beer and football |
| Thinks he's all a woman could need |
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| But I ain't never gonna write you no "Jolene" |
| I won't plead, lose sleep - just gonna make you leave |
| I'm not the kinda girl who's gonna key your car |
| I'll just go downtown and gossip in your favourite bar |
| Lord knows, I won't date a coun...try singer |
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| His biggest hit on radio |
| Was a for a busty little blonde he cheated on |
| There's no hope, for that country song trope |
| He thinks misogyny's a French three-way |
| Or cutting his beard would make him gay |
| Can't cope, for this country song trope |
| Trucks, beer and football |
| Thinks he's all a woman could need (oh please!) |
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| But I ain't never gonna write you no "Jolene" |
| I won't plead, lose sleep - just gonna make you leave |
| I'm not the kinda girl who's gonna key your car (But I might!) |
| I'll just go downtown and gossip in your favourite bar |
| Lord knows, I won't date a coun...try singer |
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| He's a washed up used-to-be, still wants to be a star |
| Damn he's wishing he could be like Tim McGraw |
| Can never keep a girl, even his dog it ran away |
| I learned my lesson yeah he's never gonna change |
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| Alright, bring it home |
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| I ain't never gonna write you no "Jolene" |
| I won't plead, lose sleep - just gonna make you leave |
| I'm not the kinda girl who's gonna key your car |
| I'll just go downtown and gossip in your favourite bar |
| Lord knows, I won't date a coun...try singer |
| The Lord knows, I won't date a coun...try singer |
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