That’s right, you knows what I’m saying
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Your mother’s offered me the goods, I’m not paying.
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It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke
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Something funny to say when I was having a smoke.
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I first heard off this bloke, this fucking rumour going round
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Your mother’s reputation it’s not sound
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She’s saving up the pennies hoping they’d turn into pounds
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To have an operation to swap her gender around.
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It’s a shock to me and it’s a shock to you
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Your mother’s got a beard, sandals and a penis too
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It don’t look right see, when she’s walking down the street
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To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feet
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I said
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Your mother’s got a penis
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Your mother’s got a penis
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Your mother’s got a penis
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That’s right
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Your mother’s got a penis
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In internet rooms and computer mainframes
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There’s loads of emails but your mother’s blue veins.
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Not the ones in her legs or the backs of her arms
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But the ones in her member hidden in her gown.
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She walks around proud, with a short dress on
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Which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong.
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Often it’s dripping, sometimes it’s dry
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No matter when I see her there’s a tear in my eye.
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I thought I had to tell you, had to put it in a letter
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But I thought fuck that I’d write a song in much better.
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The only way to do it, to really let you know
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I could prove it because I gave it a blow.
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It was purely accidently because she got me really drunk
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And she made me kiss her elephant trunk.
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You know why? |
That’s right
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Your mother got a penis.
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Your mother’s got a penis (Your mother’s got a penis)
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Your mother’s got a penis (Your mother’s got a penis)
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Your mother’s got a penis (Your mother’s got a penis, c’mon)
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That’s right
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Your mother’s got a penis (Your mother’s got a penis)
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Your mother’s got a penis (Your mother’s got a penis)
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Your mother’s got a penis (Your mother’s got a penis)
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Your mother’s got a penis (Let's Rock !)
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That’s right
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Your mother’s got a penis
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When she walks down the street, then she walks like John Wayne
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I just seen her pissing standing up again.
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Don’t make no sense when you see her here and there
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She got a cock and balls and real pubic hair.
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And a single eye that sometimes weeps
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If she lying on the bed then she rubs it on the sheets
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Or up against the door or the back of your neck
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If your mother’s around then you make a double check.
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I hate to tell you with all due respect
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Take your mother to the doctors because her front bum’s wrecked.
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You know why?
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Your mother’s got a penis (C'mon Wembley)
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Your mother’s got a penis (Your mother’s got a penis)
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Your mother’s got a penis
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Your mother’s got a penis (Put your hands in the air, Wembley)
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That’s right
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Your mother’s got a penis (Yes)
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Your mother’s got a penis (Wembley Arena, I can feel the electricity, C’mon !)
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Your mother’s got a penis
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Your mother’s got a penis
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That’s right
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Your mother’s got a penis
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For the 18th week running, UK rap grounp the GLC hold the number one
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position of the US billboard chart with another smash hit, Your Mother’s Got A
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Penis.
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Come 'ere boys, you ever seen a woman with a cock before?
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Come yer, c’mon look at it. |
Bouncing up and down I’ll stick it in you
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Come yer, a woman with a cock. |
Tidy !
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Yeah it’s the truth man, his mother have actually got a penis. |