| Never mind a Rolex | 
| I got my Pip-Boy | 
| And I’m ready to make some capital | 
| In the capital | 
| Look, ever since they dropped | 
| The atomic bomb | 
| You’ve been hold up in Vault 101 | 
| And since your momma’s gone | 
| You focused on abilities | 
| Perception, endurance, intelligence, agility | 
| Your skill in these categories is clear | 
| And apparently you’ll be needed | 
| And since your daddy’s disappeared | 
| Now you’re a big boy | 
| Got your own Pip-Boy | 
| What you need to succeed | 
| Is a pistol to destroy | 
| Anyone who’s dumb enough | 
| To look for trouble over here | 
| I’ve had it up to here | 
| With the fuckin' overseer | 
| Kill him or go with stealth | 
| Don’t let nobody see it | 
| Now you’re overground and out | 
| And the coast is clear | 
| Here, a wild frontier | 
| Is what we see | 
| A post-apocalyptic Washington D. C | 
| You should be headin' on whatever the direction | 
| If you’re a clever one you’ll be visitin' Megaton | 
| You’ll meet the residents | 
| And the Sheriff Lucas Simms | 
| Now you can help him out or end up shootin' him | 
| This sort of drama can cause your karma to diminish | 
| But you do what you need to | 
| When you choose to win | 
| It’s law of the Wasteland | 
| So all of you wastemans oughtta stay back | 
| And get a tool in your face | 
| And when I pull out my strap | 
| And activate the V.A.T.S | 
| There’s no way that | 
| I’ll let these twats escape the blast | 
| I’ll blaze away, but the way my rants are raising fast | 
| A super mutant high on Psycho couldn’t tame my ass! | 
| I’ve never seen a blade of grass, this place is shit | 
| So I need to locate the Garden of Eden Creation Kit | 
| But before I do that, man, it’s time for action | 
| I have got to find the balance in between the rival factions | 
| The battle’s gettin' hyperactive, radioactive | 
| Reilly’s Rangers, Talons and the savage Raiders | 
| Packed in conflict with the Enclave | 
| Crushin' us under the heel | 
| But I keep it bloody real | 
| With the Brotherhood of Steel | 
| We’re heading for the war to end all wars | 
| Not to mention all the sentry bots | 
| Centaurs and deathclaws | 
| You best pack a deadly force | 
| Or you’ll end up gettin' mauled | 
| If you think that just a stimpak is plenty for | 
| Level up, get better heavy weapons and perks | 
| 'Cause no matter hard you are, there’s an enemy worse | 
| Ladadadada | 
| It’s the motherfuckin' D.A.W.G | 
| Three Dog! | 
| Ladadadada | 
| I’m on the radio in Fallout 3 | 
| You better make your way to Rivet City | 
| And speak to Doctor Li | 
| About Project Purity | 
| When you installed John Henry Eden’s FEV | 
| Or will you connect the GECK and set the people free? |