| I want to be like you in every way |
| Your villainy, I want to be the same |
| You’re always right |
| Never giving up the fight |
| Teach me just how to be the bestest bad guy |
| You and me, livin' it up as an evil team |
| So carefree, malevolence burns in my bloodstream |
| Try and flee, you can’t run away from our misdeeds |
| No mercy, continue the fight until you bleed |
| We’ll crush |
| We’ll thrash |
| Anyone from where they stand |
| We’ll come up with the greatest evil plan |
| Unstoppable |
| We’ll kick all of their butts |
| But first, let’s share |
| This jelly donut |
| Innovation is the spice of vice |
| Wreak devastation as we slice and dice |
| These clowns, they don’t know how to die |
| But we’ll teach them, we’re the bestest bad guys |
| You and me, livin' it up as an evil team |
| So carefree, malevolence burns in my bloodstream |
| Try and flee, you can’t run away from our misdeeds |
| No mercy, continue the fight until you bleed |
| Take heed of my words |
| I cannot let you escape |
| Please, don’t press onward |
| I’m tired of playing this game |
| Unfaithful traitor |
| Shut up, get out of my way |
| My pain is greater |
| But you can’t keep me at bay |
| Don’t you remember? |
| We were the most glorious gang |
| Never surrender |
| Let’s stick together! |
| You and me, bringin' the peace and harmony |
| Together we’ll wake him up from his evil dreams |
| Fierce and free, tearing the conflict from the seams |
| He’ll never bring to pass his philosophy |
| You and me, bringin' the peace and harmony |
| Yo, Susie, please, oh, please, remember me |