| Hi there, nice to be with you, glad you could stick around
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| Like to introduce `Legs' Larry Smith, drums
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| And Sam Spoons, rhythm pole
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| And Vernon Dudley Bohay-Nowell, bass guitar
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| And Neil Innes, piano
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| Come in Rodney Slater on the saxophone
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| With Roger Ruskin Spear on tenor sax
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| I, Vivian Stanshall, trumpet
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| Say hello to big John Wayne, xylophone
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| And Robert Morley, guitar
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| Billy Butlin, spoons
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| And looking very relaxed, Adolf Hitler on vibes
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| Nice!
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| Princess Anne on sousaphone
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| Mmm
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| Introducing Liberace, clarinet
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| With Garner «Ted» Armstrong on vocals
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| Lord Snooty and his pals, tap dancing
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| In the groove with Harold Wilson, violin
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| And Franklin McCormack on harmonica
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| Over there, Eric Clapton, ukulele
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| Hi Eric!
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| On my left Sir Kenneth Clark, bass sax
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| A great honour, sir
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| And specially flown in for us, the session’s gorilla on vox humana
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| Nice to see Incredible Shrinking Man on euphonium
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| Drop out with Peter Scott on duck call
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| Hearing from you later, Casanova on horn
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| Yeah! |
| Digging General de Gaulle on accordion
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| Rather wild, General!
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| Thank you, sir
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| Roy Rogers on Trigger
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| Tune in Wild Man of Borneo on bongos
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| Count Basie Orchestra on triangle
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| (Ting!)
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| Thank you
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| Great to hear the Rawlinsons on trombone
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| Back from his recent operation, Dan Druff, harp
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| And representing the flower people, Quasimodo on bells
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| Hooray!
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| Wonderful to hear Brainiac on banjo
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| We welcome Val Doonican as himself
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| Hullo there!
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| Very appealing, Max Jaffa
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| Mmm, that’s nice, Max!
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| What a team, Zebra Kid and Horace Batchelor on percussion
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| A great favourite and a wonderf |