| Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello |
| Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello |
| Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello |
| Jello |
| Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello, Jell |
| Sticky cubes of Kool-Aid action |
| Liquid sky |
| Quick satisfaction |
| Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello |
| Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello |
| The strip mall |
| Strip mall is calling |
| Can you hear the people |
| Wearing Wal-Mart clothes |
| Into church steeples |
| Mom and Dad are normal |
| Everyone eats white bread |
| That’s why they’re all dead |
| Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello |
| Yeah |
| Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello |
| Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello |
| Jello |
| Jello, Jello, Jello, Jello, Jell |
| I, I, I, I eat Jello |
| I, I, I, I eat corn |
| I, I, I, I eat Jello |
| Before I was an embryo |
| That’s why I was born |
| I believe in reincarnation |
| That’s why I eat Jello |
| It’s good for the stomach |
| In Jerry’s delicatessen down on Santa Monica boulevard you can get the best |
| Jello in town |