| Oh my god, this is my song |
| Am I crazy? |
| Ok, this letter’s from Jeff from Nashville |
| Said he met a chick last year, mad chill |
| Kept it all 100, couple dates, getting mad real |
| Then she flipped the switch, always screaming, need an Advil |
| See, her family from Boca, estoy muy loca |
| Cause she live for the party, lined up on that coca |
| More cray by the day, though she love me |
| She ain’t good at doing much but she good at spending money like |
| Met her on a flight to LA, we didn’t talk much |
| Didn’t really have much to say, maybe she’s starstruck |
| Now you gotta tell me your name, now what’s your number? |
| Should’ve known right when she say, («Sorry for partying») |
| Why you gotta be crazy? |
| In your head |
| Why you gotta be crazy? |
| In my bed |
| Why you gotta be crazy? |
| Out yo mind |
| Why you gotta be crazy, crazy all the time |
| (I'm not crazy) |
| I’m talking batshit, it’s tragic |
| See, the first time we met it’s like magic, a bad chick |
| Now I gotta tell her «Listen, ho» but that’s it |
| She was broke from the first time I smashed it |
| So I rolled up to the club, my dojo |
| Met four tonight and they all Four Loko |
| You know them girls try breaking up the band |
| Well, yeah, we call them hoes Yoko’s |
| Oh no you don’t, quit grabbing my phone |
| See, something might happen with all this Patron |
| But just because they was in my pic |
| Doesn’t mean they had the pleasure being on my dick |
| Just sitting at-at home for a cell phone ring |
| Fuck a cell phone, yeah, I know you waiting for a ring |
| It’s the same story but we never get it straight |
| Man, I used to call her Becky, now she miscommuni-Kate |
| Why you gotta be crazy? |
| In your head |
| Why you gotta be crazy? |
| In my bed |
| Why you gotta be crazy? |
| Out yo mind |
| Why you gotta be crazy, crazy all the time |
| (So not crazy) |
| Go crazy, go crazy, go crazy |
| Wait, stop |
| Go crazy, go crazy, go crazy |
| Wait, stop (Whatever) |
| Go crazy, go crazy, go crazy |
| Wait, stop |
| Go crazy, go crazy, go crazy |
| Wait, stop |
| (Just tell me I’m not crazy) |
| Why you gotta be crazy? |
| In your head |
| Why you gotta be crazy? |
| In my bed |
| Why you gotta be crazy? |
| Out yo mind |
| Why you gotta be crazy, crazy |
| Crazy, crazy |
| (So crazy) |
| Go crazy, go crazy, go crazy |
| (Met her on a flight to LA, we didn’t talk much) |
| Wait, stop |
| Go crazy, go crazy, go crazy |
| (Didn't really have much to say, maybe she’s starstruck) |
| Wait, stop |
| Go crazy, go crazy, go crazy |
| (Now you gotta tell me your name, now what’s your number?) |
| Wait, stop |
| Go crazy, go crazy, go crazy |
| (Should've known right when she say) |
| Wait, stop |
| (I hate you) |