| Well you can ride the hennenpin crawler for a dollar and | 
| Pedal it around the world | 
| You can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar | 
| Impress them steam punk girls | 
| If you ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar | 
| You’ll feel that burn in your thigh | 
| Cause when you ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar | 
| You get to touch that pie in the sky | 
| He’ll show his crusty old pickle for a nickel | 
| Must say I’d rather not | 
| He tried to show a girl off of florence street | 
| He’s damn lucky he didn’t get caught | 
| Fell asleep on night with a lit cigarette | 
| As he tried to drink away his pain | 
| When a fireman doused his burnt out shack | 
| All they found was a greasy stain | 
| Now you can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar | 
| And pedal your cares away | 
| You ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar | 
| You best be prepared to pay | 
| Cause when you ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar | 
| There’s no friends or cuttin' deals | 
| You can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar | 
| Sweat’s gonna grease them wheels | 
| He tried to buy a lotta ore for a quarter | 
| Way back in the olden days | 
| He sold his soul for a donut hole | 
| He could muster the nerve to ask for a raise | 
| She sold sea shells and other things | 
| Down by the old sea shore | 
| When she sold her song to a beer commercial | 
| She looked like a filthy whore | 
| Haha | 
| Now you can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar | 
| Pedal it around the world | 
| You can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar | 
| Impress them steam punk girls | 
| You can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar | 
| You feel that burn in your thigh | 
| Cause when you ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar | 
| You get to bite that pie in the sky | 
| You get to bite that pie in the sky | 
| You get to bite that pie in the sky | 
| You get to bite that pie in the sky | 
| You get to bite that pie in the sky | 
| Hennepin, hennepin crawler | 
| Hennepin, hennepin crawler | 
| Hennepin, hennepin crawler | 
| You can ride the hennepin crawler for a dollar |