| Attention K Mart shoppers
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| Do you really need all of that crap?
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| It’s made somewhere in Thailand
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| And no one’s taking the rap
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| I’m holding out for yellow
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| Airbags in my shoes
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| I saw the ad from Calvin Klein
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| It’s the kind the junkies use
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| Watching too much TV
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| When will I ever learn?
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| They call me the midnight surfer
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| 'Cause I love to watch the channels turn
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| At 8 p.m. |
| on Channel 2
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| When Animals Attack
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| There’s a lot of guys that I once knew
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| With a monkeys on their backs
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| Written on the bathroom walls
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| That the old fan dancer cleans
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| Is the never answered question
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| Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?
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| A singing dog named Peewee
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| He is the star of the neighborhood
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| He’s singing songs from Oklahoma
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| His Tutti Fruiti is awfully good
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| Straight edged boy is cooking
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| Tofu for his friends
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| They’re planning their next sit in
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| For the animals have friends
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| And written on the bathroom walls
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| That the old fan dancer cleans
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| Is the never answered question
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| Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?
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| Still I’m a circus boy
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| They’re taking up croquet
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| Someone stole a ferris wheel
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| From Fargo yesterday
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| Well, I have no sense of who I am
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| Or who that I am not
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| Am I The Great Wallenda
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| That everyone forgot
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| And I still write the songs
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| That only I will sing
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| Something has gone wrong
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| It’s the bell that never rings
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| And hip-hop rappers and DJ’s
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| Pop stars, lawyers and thieves
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| Someone’s selling the rainbow, yeah
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| And things that you wouldn’t believe
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| And written on the bathroom walls
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| The old fan dancer cleans
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| Is the never answered question
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| Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?
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| Written on the bathroom walls
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| That the old fan dancer cleans
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| Is the never answered question
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| Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?
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| Who stole the soul, who stole the soul?
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| Who stole the soul, who stole the soul?
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| Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams? |