| Ladies and gentlemen |
| The most exciting stage show you’ve ever witnessed |
| Appearing live, Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew |
| (Oh my God!) |
| Excuse me Doug E Fresh |
| Yes? |
| Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic |
| With one minute rhymes that don’t come out right |
| They bite, they never write, that’s not polite |
| Am I lying? |
| No, you’re quite right |
| Well tonight on this very mic you’re about to hear |
| We swear, the best darn rappers of the year |
| So, so, cheerio, yell, scream bravo |
| Also, if you didn’t know this is called The Show |
| A-yo Doug |
| What? |
| Put your Ballys on |
| Yo Rick, I was about to but I need a shoe horn |
| Why? |
| Because these shoes always hurt my corns |
| Six minutes… |
| Six minutes… |
| Six minutes Doug E Fresh you’re on |
| Uh uh on, uh uh on, uh-huh-uh-huh-uh uh uh on |
| Uh uh on, uh uh on, uh-huh-uh-huh-uh uh uh on |
| Uh uh on |
| (Is it real?) |
| Here we go (here we go) come on (come on) |
| Here we go (here we go) come on (come on) |
| Yo, where’s Will and Barr? |
| Well I don’t know they’re late |
| Told 'em the time, oh I forgot the date |
| Man, you did it again, oh no |
| Yo, here we go, come on, here we go, come on |
| Here we go, did you miss the show |
| No, no, no-no-no no we didn’t |
| No no-no-no no-no-no no we didn’t |
| No we didn’t, well don’t get us wrong |
| Excuse me Doug E… |
| Excuse me Doug E… |
| Excuse me Doug E Fresh you’re on |
| Uh uh on |
| Well it started off on 8th Avenue |
| When I made up the name called the Get Fresh Crew |
| It was me, my two DJs Chill Will and Barry B |
| And my right hand man Ricky D |
| I used to rap and sing, make sounds and things |
| And for example, here’s a telephone ring |
| Hello, is Doug E Fresh in? |
| No, he’s not in right now |
| But anyway, no more delay |
| Just check out the new style I display |
| Now you got to be (fresh) |
| To rock with (fresh) |
| And I’m D-O-U-G-I-E (fresh) |
| And I’m known for the… |
| Not for the… |
| The human beat box or the entertainer |
| No other title can fit me plainer |
| In a passing generation, I am a remainer |
| And I’m also known as the beatbox trainer |
| Cashing checks, make sound effects |
| And after I finish rocking, Slick Rick is on next |
| (You know it) Slick Rick! |
| Well, here’s a little something that needs to be heard |
| Doug, I was going downtown (word, Rick?) Word! |
| (Sure) all alone, no one to be with |
| Stepped on the D-Train at 205th |
| I saw a pretty girl (so?) so I sat beside her |
| Then she went roar like she was Tony the Tiger |
| I said hold on, there’s been a mistake |
| Honey, my name’s Slick Rick not Frostie Flakes |
| (Oh, golly wolly) Cause she was raising hell |
| She said, um, my name is Maggie but call me Michelle |
| Michelle, my belle |
| Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble |
| Tres bien ensemble |
| Slick Rick and 'em rock the house you know I’m saying |
| And when I’m on the mic there won’t be no delaying |
| Bust a move, we show and prove |
| A-yo Doug, do that record Jam On The Groove |
| As you can see, most definitely, we are (fresh) |
| Chill Will (fresh) |
| Barry B (fresh) |
| Ricky D (fresh) |
| And I am the original human beat box, the entertainer, Doug E (fresh) |