| I don't know where to begin |
| The apple of my eye |
| She don't know I'm a heathen |
| Thinks I'm a stand up guy |
| My world is all unfolding |
| She's gonna catch me soon |
| She bout to stop that yodelin' |
| And sing a different tune |
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| Mazel tov |
| Whiskey shots |
| Think I found the right one |
| There's a lot you don't know about |
| You can come in to the house |
| But you really shouldn't poke around |
| Set the stage cut the cake |
| Nothin's gonna go wrong |
| Shhhhh don't tell |
| If she finds out it'll all go to hell |
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| I took some acting lessons |
| I'm perfect for the role |
| My angel wings are upside down |
| I've traveled well below |
| If I keep my composure |
| I might get to the end |
| Without a full disclosure |
| And then I die I guess |
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| Mazel tov |
| Whiskey shots |
| Think I found the right one |
| There's a lot you don't know about |
| You can come in to the house |
| But you really shouldn't poke around |
| Set the stage cut the cake |
| Nothin's gonna go wrong |
| Shhhhh don't tell |
| If she finds out it'll all go to hell |
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| Makers bottle in the back of the azalea bush |
| I could be driven over the edge with just the slightest push |
| Some people cite a trouble as a rite of passage |
| Ascend into enlightenment or descend into madness |
| Sorry I was daydreamin' bout Reno |
| The patterns on the colorful carpet of the casino |
| Could be painted on the back of my eyelids or coffin door |
| I don't wanna walk I wanna be spatula'd off the floor |
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| I don't mean to be a bastard |
| But if you knew about that it'd be nothing but a hassle |
| Shit I'm depraved |
| And the secrets that I got, I'mma take 'em to the grave |
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| Mazel tov |
| Whiskey shots |
| Think I found the right one |
| There's a lot you don't know about |
| You can come in to the house |
| But you really shouldn't poke around |
| Set the stage cut the cake |
| Nothin's gonna go wrong |
| Shhhhh don't tell |
| If she finds out it'll all go to hell |
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| Everything's cool |
| The priest is here |
| The flowers are in place |
| You lookin' good |
| Got your tuxedo |
| You can do this |
| Bowtie's straight |
| Her family is here |
| They flew in from across the country |
| You're cool |
| You're a great groom |
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