Linda slept with Larry
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Too much booze from the Cash and Carry
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Tears well in their eyes
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The strip turns blue: surprise, surprise!
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Your bank balance took a dint
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And now you’re Rupert Grint
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Nappies cost a bob or two
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You wish you were Doctor Who
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Travelling back in time (in time, in time)
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Try’na make your life seem fine (seem fine, seem fine)
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Gypsy Rose Lee (Rose Lee, Rose Lee)
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Would’ve said you’re gonna rip your johnny
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Ain’t your fault love, oh no
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Ain’t your fault fella, oh no
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Ain’t your fault love, oh no
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You ain’t no fortune teller, oh no
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Ain’t your fault love
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Ain’t your fault fella
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Ain’t your fault love
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You ain’t no fortune teller
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If you had a crystal ball
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Would you make a different call?
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Now you’re on the family ladder
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And your babba’s shoutin' mamma and dadda
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Travelling back in time (in time, in time)
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Try’na make your life seem fine (seem fine, seem fine)
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Gypsy Rose Lee (Rose Lee, Rose Lee)
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Would’ve said you’re gonna rip your johnny
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Ain’t your fault love, oh no
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Ain’t your fault fella, oh no
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Ain’t your fault love, oh no
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You ain’t no fortune teller, oh no
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Ain’t your fault love
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Ain’t your fault fella
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Ain’t your fault love
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You ain’t no fortune teller
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Ain’t your fault love, oh no
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Ain’t your fault fella, oh no
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Ain’t your fault love, oh no
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You ain’t no fortune teller, oh no
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Ain’t your fault love
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Ain’t your fault fella
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Ain’t your fault love
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You ain’t no fortune teller |