| Oh there were five ten fifteen men | 
| Bouncing beer bellies and they’re dancing round again | 
| Two four six and maybe eight | 
| Rowdy people rocking giving it the G.B.H | 
| It’s hard having fun nowadays | 
| So we just gotta find some new ways | 
| It’s so hard having fun nowadays | 
| C’mon let me tell ya | 
| There were hard case men about the house | 
| Dreaming of Samantha in a well filled blouse | 
| Black white yellow livewires | 
| Getting on together like a house on fire | 
| It’s hard having fun nowadays | 
| So we just gotta find some new ways | 
| It’s so hard having fun nowadays | 
| Let me tell ya let me tell ya | 
| Oh there were | 
| High jinx everybody quit it | 
| Looking all around me like a bomb has hit it | 
| Knock knock anybody there | 
| Piccadilly is a circus and Leicester is a square | 
| It’s hard having fun nowadays | 
| So we just gotta find some new ways | 
| It’s so hard having fun nowadays | 
| Hit it hit it hit it hit it — Hit it hit it hit it hit it | 
| It’s hard having fun nowadays | 
| So we just gotta find some new ways | 
| It’s so hard having fun nowadays | 
| Let me tell ya let me tell ya | 
| It’s hard having fun nowadays | 
| You just gotta find some new ways | 
| It’s hard having fun nowadays | 
| It’s hard having fun nowadays | 
| So we just gotta find some new ways | 
| It’s so hard having fun nowadays | 
| It’s hard having fun nowadays | 
| And we just gotta find some new ways | 
| It’s so hard having fun nowadays |