In the dark
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Where all the fevers grow
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Under the water
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Where the shark bubbles blow
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In the mornin'
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By yer radio
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Do the walls close in t’suffocate ya You ain’t got no friends. |
..
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An’all the others: they hate ya Does the life you been livin’gotta go, hmmm?
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Well, lemme straighten you out
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About a place I know. |
..
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(Get yer shoes 'n socks on people,
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It’s right aroun’the corner!)
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Out through the night
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An’the whispering breezes
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To the place where they keep
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The Imaginary Diseases,
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Out through the night
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An’the whispering breezes
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To the place where they keep
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The Imaginary Diseases, mmm. |
..
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This has to be the disease for you
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Now scientists call this disease
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Bromidrosis
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But us regular folks
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Who might wear tennis shoes
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Or an occasional python boot
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Know this exquisite little inconvenience
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By the name of:
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STINK FOOT
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Y’know, my python boot is too tight
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I couldn’t get it off last night
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A week went by, an’now it’s July
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I finally got it off
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An’my girl-friend cry
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You got STINK FOOT!
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STINK FOOT, darlin'
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Your STINK FOOT puts a hurt on my nose!
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STINK FOOT! |
STINK FOOT! |
I ain’t lyin',
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Can you rinse it off, d’you suppose?
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Here Fido. |
.. Fido. |
..
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C’mere little puppy. |
.. bring the slippers
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Arf, arf, arf! |
(crash-crumble-bump-bump-bump)
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Heh heh heh. |
.. sick. |
..
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Well then Fido got up off the floor an’he rolled over
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An’he looked me straight in the eye
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An’you know what he said?
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Once upon a time
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Somebody say to me
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(This is a dog talkin’now)
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What is your Conceptual Continuity?
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Well, I told him right then
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(Fido said)
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It should be easy to see
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The crux of the biscuit
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Is the Apostrophe (')
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Well, you know
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The man who was talkin’to the dog
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Looked at the dog an’he said: (sort of staring in desbelief)
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You can’t say that!
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He said:
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IT DOESN’T, 'n YOU CAN’T!
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I WON’T, 'n IT DON’T!
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IT HASN’T, IT ISN’T, IT EVEN AIN’T
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'N IT SHOULDN’T. |
..
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IT COULDN’T!
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He told me NO NO NO!
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I told him YES YES YES!
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I said: I do it all the time. |
..
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Ain’t this boogie a mess!
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THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
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THE POODLE CHEWS IT
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THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
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THE POODLE CHEWS IT
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THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
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THE POODLE CHEWS IT
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THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
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THE POODLE CHEWS IT
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(POO-DLE. . .)
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THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
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(.. . BITES)
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THE POODLE CHEWS IT
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(POO-DLE. . .)
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THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
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(.. . BITES)
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THE POODLE CHEWS IT
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(POO-DLE. . .)
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THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
|
(.. . BITES)
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THE POODLE CHEWS IT
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(POO-DLE. . .)
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THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
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(.. . BITES)
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THE POODLE CHEWS IT
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THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
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THE POODLE CHEWS IT
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THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES
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THE POODLE CHEWS IT
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THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES |