Текст пісні Satan Gave Me a Taco - Beck

Satan Gave Me a Taco

Satan gave me a taco\nAnd it made me really sick\nThe chicken was all raw\nAnd the grease was mighty thick\nThe rice was all rancid\nAnd the beans were so hard\nI was getting kinda dizzy\nEatin' all the lard\nThere was aphids on the lettuce\nAnd I ate every one\nAnd after I was done\nThe salsa melted off my tongue\nPieces of tortilla\nGot stuck in my throat\nAnd the stains on my clothes\nBurned a hole through my coat\nMy stomach was a’tremblin'\nAnd I broke out in a rash\nI was so dry and thirsty\nAnd I didn’t have no cash\nSo I went and found a hose\nTore off all my clothes\nTurned on the water\nAnd it shot right up my nose\nSome old lady came along\nAnd she thought I was a freak\nSo she beat me with her handbag\n'til I could hardly speak\nI was lying there naked\nMy body badly bruised\nIn a pool of my own blood\nUnconscious and confused\nWell the cops came and got me\nAnd threw me in their van\nAnd I woke up on the ceiling\nAnd I couldn’t find my hand\nThey took me to the judge\nHis eyes a’glowin' red\nThe courtroom was filled\nWith witches and the dead\nWell the sheriff was a hell-hound\nWith fangs and claws\nThe prisoners were tied up\nAnd chained to the walls\nThe air was getting thick\nThe smoke was getting thicker\nThe judge read the verdict\nSaid «cut off his head!»\nWell they placed me on the altar\nAnd they raised up the axe\nMy head was about to explode\nWhen I noticed the marshall stacks\nI noticed all the smoke machines\nCameras and the lights\nSome guy with a microphone\nRunnin' around dancin' in tights\nAnd I noticed the crew\nAnd the band playin' down below\nAnd I realized I was in a rock video\nSo I went and joined the band\nAnd I went out on tour\nAnd I smoked a lot of heroin\nAnd I passed out in manure\nI made out with the groupies (aw yeah)\nStarted fires backstage (aw yeah, start 'em up)\nMade a lot of money (aw yeah, I’m makin it)\nAnd I gave it all away (give it all to me)\nWell the band got killed (aw, bunch of losers)\nSo I started a solo career (aw haw, yeah\nAnd I won all the awards (get 'em all now)\nAnd I drank all the beer (drink it all up; get funky)\nAnd I opened up the taco stand (aw haw, etc.)\nJust to smell the smell\nCookin' with the devil\nFryin' down in hell\n(git busy)\nSatan Gave Me A Taco Sözleri, AkorMerkezi.com'da yayınlanmıştır.