| Aiyyo man, my labelmate Don Newkirk
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| Man step to him
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| Thanks Serch!
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| And now… for the Prime Minister
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| Sinister. |
| Pete. |
| N-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-hice!
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| Nice Nice Nice
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| Kick em in the grill Pete!
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| Verse One: Pete Nice
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| Gas, past tense, made facially
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| 3rd Bass’ll express, KMD
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| Three blind mice on sight
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| Zev Lover, gave it the first light
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| A grin shows a trick up a sleeve (HUAHAH)
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| What a tangled web they weave
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| Deceivers, stupefied through fable
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| say Let’s Make a Deal at the dinner table
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| Put you on tour, put your record on wax (Trust me!)
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| Sign your life on the X You eXit, X-off, but what you really get:
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| A box of Newports, and Puma sweats (Damn!)
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| Tex feeds and frowns upon Emus
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| To give up Gas Face he drinks from a Thermos
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| Sub Roc cut at you with a clipper
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| Gas Face given, I beg to differ
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| Pete that was real def man but I gotta get serious now
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| Aiyyo Don, step to em again
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| Everybody. |
| MC Serch!
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| Verse Two: MC Serch
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| Black cat is bad luck, bad guys wear black
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| Musta been a white guy who started all that
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| (Make the Gas Face!)For those little white lies
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| My expression to the mountainous blue eyes
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| Then form a face, and shake my skull cap
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| Dismiss the myth, that evil is not black
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| but opposite spectrum, this done by red man
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| with horns on his head, laid down the ill plan
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| Got all his helpers, said, Make it snappy!
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| Tell all the people that their hair can’t be nappy!
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| Blonde and blue-eyed, or dark-skinned half a G A disease, created by leprosy
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| Don’t speak of bleach, bend them to right
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| Say, It was night WAY before the light
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| Put aside spooks, Serch leaves a trace
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| I’ve set em correct with the effect of the Gas Face
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| Next up Don
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| A *SPECIAL* appearance by KMD’s. |
| Zev, Love, ehhXssss!
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| Verse Three: Zev Love X A Gas Face, can either be a smile or a smirk
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| When appears, a monkey wrench to work one’s clockwork
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| Perkin his brim to the rim of my cup
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| Don’t tempt me, you’re empty, so fill’er up!
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| Is I’m talkin coffee or cocoa, is you loco?
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| Cash or credit for unleaded at Sunoco
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| KMD and 3rd Bass is just ace in the hole
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| I mean soul, so make the Gas Face (HUAHAHA)
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| Damn, if looks could kill
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| You look like host was a ghost from your grill
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| But still, what’s the new fed, to recollect
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| to our passing phase to facades to Eddie Decker
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| for my label reads Hood, street might have a tattoo
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| Don’t pick any card or no rabbit from my hat
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| Never a magician if I ever tricked em Oh shit! |
| Another Gas Face victim
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| There it is, yo fellas man
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| Why don’t you step to the mic man?
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| That’s how I kicks it, for 80-deca
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| Aiyyo, good lookin out Don man peace
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| Punji, yo who gets the Gas Face?
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| Little Vic for the Gas Face
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| Tony Dick, gets the Gas Face
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| No Gas Faces for Plugs One Two and Three
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| No Gas Face for Professor Prince Pa-paul!
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| My friend Tina gets the big Gas Face
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| No Gas Face for DJ Subroc
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| No Gas Face for KMD
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| Hammer, shut the fuck up! |
| Gas Face! |
| AHUAHAUAH!
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| WHAHAHAOAHH
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| What do we think about Hammer? |
| HAOWAHWOHAHBHABHAHBHAHBBHB
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| G.Y.P.
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| Get Yours Posse does not get the Gas Face
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| But P. W. Botha gets a Gas Face
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| WHOAHBLBLAHBHA-WHOO!
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| Dante Ross gets the Gas Face
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| Yo stop dissin Dante on records y’all!
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| Elroy. |
| Elroy. |
| Elroy Cohen, gets the Gas Face!
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| HAHAhahahahahaha, that’s all. |