| Bobby Brady’s doing crack
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| Marcia’s on the pill
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| Mike’s in bed with Alice
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| And Sam sells dog chops at his meat shop
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| Greg is trying on garter belts
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| B-Face spent two nights in jail
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| Murder in the Brady house
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| 'Cause Jan Brady couldn’t stand it
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| Murder in the Brady house
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| Things were just too great
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| Murder in the Brady house
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| Someone had to break
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| Cindy called Jan a stinker
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| For playing ball inside the house
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| She tattletaled
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| While B-Face kissed the postman on the mouth
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| Blood is on the TV screen
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| And guts are on th stairs
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| Murder in the Brady house
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| And no on even cares
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| Murder in the Brady house
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| Things were just too great
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| Murder in the Brady house
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| Someone had to break
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| Bobby Brady’s doing crack
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| Marcia’s on the pill
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| Mike’s in bed with Hubie
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| And Sam sells dog chops at his meat shop
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| Greg is trying on garter belts
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| Ben Weasel spent two nights in jail
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| Murder in the Brady house
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| 'Cause Jan Brady couldn’t stand it
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| Murder in the Brady house
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| Things were just too great
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| Murder in the Brady house
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| Someone had to break
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| (Murder, murder, murder) Someone had to break
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| (Murder, murder, murder) Someone had to break
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| (Murder, murder, murder) Someone had to break
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| Murder, murder, murder, murder, murder, murder |