| With a map of the endtimes
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| I can follow a straight line
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| to the old Mary Martin Show.
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| Should we go?
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| Since we learned the guitar parts,
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| to the music that once started it off.
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| Mary Martin, they don’t come any closer than that now.
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| With the musical guest on,
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| you were singing the theme song
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| to the old Mary Martin Show.
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| Did you know?
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| With your cameras in action,
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| with your network connections, it’s go.
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| Mary Martin, they don’t come any closer than that now.
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| Mary Martin, the hope of every actor in their role.
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| To aim far too, far too low.
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| All the rain on that morning
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| was so shiny and boring.
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| It was gold, Mary Martin, know
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| it was gold.
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| With a book of guitar chords,
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| some alright to good words, it sold.
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| Mary Martin, they don’t come any closer than that now.
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| Mary Martin, the hope of every punchline that you throw.
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| To aim far too, far too low.
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| Lalalalala
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| Mary Martin, they don’t come any closer than that now.
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| The Mary Martin Show
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| The Mary Martin, they don’t come any closer, closer… |