| This guy’s sayin' this |
| That guy’s sayin' that |
| This guy flew his barber in |
| That guy loves his hat |
| This guy wasn’t tellin' the truth |
| When he said that that guy lies |
| His numbers went up anyway |
| And again when he apologized |
| Any old thing can float |
| We’re all in the same old boat |
| Gotta strike the right note |
| Me and my pet goat are gonna vote, for |
| Four More Beers |
| Four More Beers |
| Four More Beers |
| If you’re going down this fast |
| What’s the point in switchin' gears |
| Here’s Three Cheers for |
| Four More Beers |
| Amber nights will help assuage my fears… |
| This guy reads the news |
| That guy makes it up |
| If this guy wins on that guy’s spin |
| Then I am givin' up |
| That guy’s former mistress |
| Says that this guy’s just a crook |
| And those guys all just cut the line |
| To have her sign her book |
| There ain’t no need to gloat |
| We’re all in the same old boat |
| Gotta strike the right note |
| Me and my pet goat are gonna vote, for |
| Four More Beers |
| Four More Beers |
| Four More Beers |
| When you don’t know where you’re goin' |
| What’s it matter who steers? |
| Here’s Three Cheers for |
| Four More Beers |
| Bitter ales might wash away my tears… |
| I want to live in a swing state |
| A perpetual state of swing |
| Throw another couple of blogs on the fire |
| While I revel in my bling |
| There’s that famous rock star |
| Singin' foreign policy |
| Who knew from those love songs |
| It was on the G.E.D |
| Parks that brand new hybrid |
| Right beside his private jet |
| Revenues might improve |
| When they tax the internet |
| Any old thing can float |
| We’re all in the same old bloat |
| Gotta strike the right note |
| Me and my pet goat |
| We’re gonna do it all by rote |
| Me and my pet goat are gonna vote, for |
| Four More Beers |