| I’m depressed
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| So I wrote this song
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| To express
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| Everything that’s wrong
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| Like my mother
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| Wouldn’t let me go to a rated are
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| Cool movie
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| At the theater with my friends
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| And I know
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| That you may not think that it’s a big deal
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| But you don’t understand
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| You would never understand
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| You could never understand
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| You will never understand
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| Cuz I’m singing this melody
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| And I don’t know the words
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| And my life’s just so pitiful (and will always be)
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| Like one big, smelly turd
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| I’m so fat
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| And I’m ugly
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| And I’m dumb
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| And I boring
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| I’m a loser and that’s all that I’m ever gonna be
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| No use trying; | 
| I could never get anywhere
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| And I know
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| That you may not think that it’s a big deal
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| But you don’t understand
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| You would never understand
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| You could never understand
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| You will never ever, never ever, never understand
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| Cuz I’m singing this melody
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| And I don’t know the words
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| And my life’s just so pitiful (and will always be)
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| Like one big, smelly turd
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| Die, die, bitch, die!
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| (and stuff.)
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| Die, die, s***, die!
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| (At random.)
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| Die, die, whore, die!
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| (Who farted?)
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| Die, die, French fry!
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| (I'm hungry.)
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| Ooh you would never understand
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| No, you would never understand
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| Cuz I’m singing this melody
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| And I don’t know the words
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| And my life’s just so pitiful (and will always be)
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| Like one big, smelly turd
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| You would never understand!
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| You would never understand!
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| You would never understand!
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| You would never understand!
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| You would never understand!
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| You would never understand!
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| You would never understand!
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| You would never!, understand |