| Wilson, Wilson
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| Wilson, Wilson
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| Wilson
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| Once upon a time there was a mountain
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| That rose out of a vast green forest
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| And in the forest there were birds
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| And lakes and rocks and trees and rivers
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| The forest was also inhabited
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| By a small group of people called the lizards
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| The lizards were a simple people
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| And they had lived in the forest undisturbed
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| For thousands of years in utter peace and tranquility
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| Once a year when spring came
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| And the first blossoms began to show
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| The lizards would gather at the base of the mountain
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| To give thanks for all that they had
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| They thanked the birds
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| And they thanked the lakes and they thanked the rocks
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| And the trees and the rivers
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| But most importantly, they thanked Icculus
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| Icculus lived at the top of the mountain
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| Or at least everyone thought so
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| For no one had actually ever seen him
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| But they knew he existed
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| Because they had the Helping Friendly Book
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| Icculus had given the Helping Friendly Book
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| To the Lizards thousands of years earlier as a gift
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| It contained all of the knowledge
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| Inherent in the universe
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| And had enabled the Lizards
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| To exist in harmony with nature for years
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| And so they lived
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| Until one day a traveler arrived in Gamehendge
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| His name was Wilson
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| And he quickly became intrigued
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| By the Lizards way of life
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| He asked if he could stay on
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| And live in the forest
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| And the Lizards, who had never seen an outsider
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| Were happy to oblige
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| Wilson lived with the Lizards for a few years
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| Studying the ways of the Helping Friendly Book
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| And all was well
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| Until one morning when they awoke and the book was gone
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| Wilson explained that he had hidden the book
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| Knowing that the Lizards had become
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| Dependent on it for survival
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| He declared himself king
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| And enslaved the innocent people of Gamehendge
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| He cut down the trees and built a city
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| Which he called Prussia
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| And in the center of the city
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| He built a castle
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| And locked in the highest tower of the castle |