| …We already played that
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| We’re going to lighten it up a bit
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| We’re going to lighten it up a bit
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| This isn’t really a stupid song
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| This is a special song
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| This is an important song
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| This is a dance song
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| This is… THIS IS RED ROCKS… THIS IS THE EDGE!!!
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| No really this is a song about…
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| We want to get serious now that we have your attention
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| We want to talk about.
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| We want to talk about an important man (Diarrhea!)
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| Who could have an important effect
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| On everybody in this room’s lives
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| If they were willing to take the chance
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| To let this person into their hearts and their views
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| Because this is a special man
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| This man was a philosopher many years ago
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| And this man wrote a great book
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| For this is the author of the Helping Friendly Book
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| The book that could change your life, the way it changed ours
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| And I hope that someday
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| That you, you people will all have the chance
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| To read the Helping Friendly Book
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| And experience the wisdom
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| Of the great and knowledgeable
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| Man who wrote the Helping Friendly Book
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| Because he is, the great and knowledgeable
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| He is the one, the only
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| Author of the great Helping Friendly Book
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| HE is, the man, the great man, the only
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| The special
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| His name is…
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| The Author of the Helping Friendly Book
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| He is the great, the knowledgeable
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| The one, the only
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| The great and knowledgeable
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| Person who wrote the Helping Friendly Book
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| His name could only be
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| The one, the only
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| The only, the special, the Author of the Helping Friendly Book
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| HE WROTE THE FUCKING BOOK OK!
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| HE WROTE THE BOOK
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| His name…
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| WAS…
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| ICCULUS!!!
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| Written by the great and knowledgeable Icculus
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| Ya! |
| Our children are old enough
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| To read ICCULUS
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| A cold and lonely night
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| Running the pace of her fright
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| Look at her face tonight!
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| Thanks! |