| At Christmas, I no more desire a rose than wish a snow in May’s new-fangled |
| shows |
| That, of course, is William Shakespeare and I have absolutely no idea what it |
| means |
| But that isn’t the story we’re here to tell |
| On this arguably festive winter’s evening |
| Kacey Musgraves is getting ready for her favorite holiday |
| No, not President’s Day, Christmas |
| Unfortunately, she and her band only just got home from tour |
| Which didn’t leave her much time to prepare |
| Get an assistant, Kacey, am I right? |
| It is Christmas Eve, after all |
| Guys, has anybody seen that star ornament that my nana got me? |
| It goes on top of the tree |
| A star ornament? |
| Yeah (What's it look like?) |
| A star |
| I don’t know |
| Okay, well if you see it, let me know |
| Because I gotta get ready for Christmas |
| The band got concerned hearing this |
| For it was already Christmas Eve |
| A day being famous for being one day before Christmas |
| And, clearly, Kacey had a lot to do |
| Alright, yeah, I know I have a lot to do, but, I mean, is anyone gonna help me? |
| I made that banner |
| Oh, «Merry Christma—» |
| The printer ran out of ink |
| Who’s that? |
| That might be one of your guests |
| Okay, but it’s Christmas Eve and I thought people were gonna be coming tomorrow |
| Somebody called, said they couldn’t do tomorrow, so I invited 'em |
| And did you let me know this? |
| I literally just did? |
| Alright, I’m coming |