| Oh what an act to follow |
| How am I meant to find this twice? |
| A bitter pill to swallow |
| I think I just wasted half my life |
| You chose to keep your distance |
| How was I supposed to read your mind? |
| Oh you made quite the entrance |
| Now look at the mess you’ve left behind |
| I wish I had a dream about you that I didn’t like |
| Wish I could erase you |
| Wish you weren’t my type |
| Wish you weren’t my favorite |
| Wish you weren’t my life |
| What a life I’ve wasted |
| I feel like I have been wasting my life |
| My friends say I need to spend more time outside |
| My therapist says that it’s okay to cry |
| But my dad wouldn’t like that |
| He’d probably find that as weak |
| Using my shirt just to wipe off my cheek |
| Counting the days 'til I turn 33 |
| Wonder if you are still thinking 'bout me |
| 'Cause I just wrote all of these songs about you |
| I wish I had a dream about you that I didn’t like |
| Wish I could erase you |
| Wish you weren’t my type |
| Wish you weren’t my favorite |
| Wish you weren’t my life |
| What a life I’ve wasted |
| Guess I’ll get over you |
| Will you get over me too? |
| I wish I had a dream about you that I didn’t like |
| Wish I could erase you |
| Wish you weren’t my type |
| Wish you weren’t my favorite |
| Wish you weren’t my life |
| What a life I’ve wasted |
| Guess I’ll get over you |
| Will you get over me too? |